amadeus ♡︎

𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝: 𝟐 [𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐨𝐟 @𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐬-𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐬]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[mouthbrood]

sex is when u find increasingly obscure ways to injure each other

[frogadir]

I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck

[telepathylove]

it would be awesomesauce to unbuckle my belt with the purpose of putting my dick in someone's mouth. but all i got is this stupid coochie

[preydefiiler]

you're so cute. im gonna fantasize about torturing you

[silkspread]

Sexting: do I inspire an angry and lustful version of cuteness aggression in you?

[customboytoyz]

some of you would fold :/

[toast-part-two]

Hey bro I just found out about this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

god will reward me for my suffering by allowing me to pull off a crazy scheme

[isabellecantread]

yay.com/yippee

[anxeious]

[too-much-boobus]

daily affirmations:

i Know Just how much water to drink in the morning to not Thjow upp, 😍

[cicadaland]

[angelexile]

trying to flirt with him but he calls me a fucking psycho

[segamascott]

[too-much-boobus]

just looked up some words and got a little concerned before seeing the definition be followed up with "specifically on Tumblr." yeah. you're right. im going to ride a bike in a park with a friend & get ice cream

[tlirsgender]

Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

[tlirsgender]

And then under all the layers of subtext it's actually about her currently having a headache