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A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

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My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

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I like your dad already

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one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

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oh WOW

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This is by far my most popular post.

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That last comeback though good god! 😂