Anthony

He/Them

[piratesquidy]

Someone: *gifts me a plant*

Me: oh no thanks I’m not ready for a child

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

[charlesoberonn]

[ladyshinga]

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[piratesquidy]

Y’all hiring?

[permacultureandhomesteading]

[pissvortex]

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

[jakemorph]

cow bones by gary larson

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

so no head?

[snizabelle]

[commajade]

comics by gerard p. donelan

[abyss-x]

Okay Tumblr, what is your sexuality?

Heterosexual

Homosexual

Bisexual

Pansexual

Demisexual

Asexual

Other

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

[dzamie]

See, this is how we know tumblr can't give you a representative sample. I mean, the results so far are clearly...

bi-aced

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

[angelathesephira]

Why is this so relatable?

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

do you have auditory processing disorder. perhaps

[piratesquidy]

Why is the texting and sexting leading up to the hookup so good but the real thing is just 😕

[crohniewitch]

[kosmogrl]

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs unmovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

[moonlight-mistral]

they have a symbiotic relationship

[futurist]

you sure are

[spud-monkey]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captain-snark]

this is how disability works in america

[piratesquidy]

I’m 10,000 days old today

[piratesquidy]

[piratesquidy]