Creepy old man your mom warned you about

he/him • bi • slav 🧢 • horny on main

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

You will see nsfw stuff here. Please follow on your own responsibility

You're here to see cocks and penis and ass, listen to how i get laid or suffer by not getting laid, also how the world fucked us millennials over and how i actually hate life in general but like things in detail.

Cum if you dare.

I'm 30.

[kevin6325-blog]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

[spookshollow]

[czxy-deactivated20161105]

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

Ok so I called my ex a good boy and he folded and ffs omfg

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

Yeah so we uh.

So we fucked.

Twice.

Now what

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

Ok so I called my ex a good boy and he folded and ffs omfg

[forbidden-lord]

Soft morning somno and a coffee date after

[sassysouthernsexydiva]

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

*shouting through from the kitchen* Honey? Did you eat all the pussy?

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

I love having my extrovert with me - he fan take care of all the social stuff with ppl while I just get to chill the fuck out and be antisocial while still getting all the fun

Yay

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

[tooboredtothinkofaname]

When she wanna wear fluffy cat ears and kitty paw stockings for you >>>>>>>>>>>>

[nacerworld22]

[consecuences]