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Will: I can't sleep
Halt: Well I can
Halt: Goodnight.
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Will: Halt
Halt: What?
Will: I can't sleep
Halt: Well I can
Halt: Goodnight.
Here’s a little “pick me up” for your Monday morning coffee!!!!
May your coffee be hot and your imagination regain!
Xoxoxoxox
Lex
I’m gonna be honest. I hate mornings. I’ve always wanted to be a morning person – to wake up early and energized and hop out of bed with no problem. But, instead I wake up most mornings just wanting to go back to bed. Luckily, you don’t have to be a morning person to have a productive morning.
waking up
Getting out of bed is the hardest part. Start with a realistic time to set your alarm – the days I set my alarm for 6 with good intentions are the days I turn it off and sleep way late. I’m much more likely to actually get out of bed if I set it for a little later.
I like to use an app like Sleep Cycle that wakes you up gently.
Or go old school and use an actual alarm clock, and kick your phone out of your room altogether.
As soon as you get out of bed, get dressed and make up your bed. You’ll automatically feel more productive and you’ll be way less likely to go back to sleep.
first things first
It’s hard to be productive on an empty stomach – eat some breakfast as soon as you feel up to it.
I find it hard to eat in the mornings, so I’ll usually have a light snack of fruit with coffee when I first wake up, and then eat something a little heavier around 10.
Get moving! whether it’s yoga, a quick run (i salute those of you who can run in the mornings), or just a couple jumping jacks.
Get ready for the day before you get to work. This way you 1) feel more ~human~ and productive right off the bat and 2) won’t have to stop working to get dressed later when you’ve gotten into a groove.
get to work
Check your planner and make plan for the day
Get all your supplies and your space ready
Fill up a water bottle so you can stay hydrated!
Put away distractions (install a site blocker if you need to!)
Put on some music that makes you feel happy
Knock one or two little tasks off your list first, then go on to the hardest task/one you’re dreading
Don’t forget regular breaks so you don’t feel burnt out by lunch!
Mind Place: Question Masterpost
That GIF on my blog can only mean one thing…
Here’s the masterpost for the Q&A for my Mind Palace post; this’ll be updated each time I answer a new question.
For your ease, I’ve broken things down into sections.
Please let me know if any of these links are broken/incorrect.
Keep reading
One of the ways to take an exam
Some people feel really stressed and poorly prepared before taking exams at school. When you are chewing your breakfast porridge, there isn’t a single thing you can say about the subject.
Intense sweating starts immediately after checking through the questions, ‘’I don’t know any of this stuff.’’
Yes, you do seem to have a problem. And the problem is you attitude.
So before the test, 1* don’t start trying to recall everything, just trust yourself that when you see the question you will remember stuff that relates to it.
When the exam starts and you see the questions 2* don’t start to panic. Just pick one and focus on that one.
When you start to focus on the specific problem 3* take it step by step and write down everything, absolutely everything, that is needed in order to solve the problem.
Going through one exam for example three hours is exhausting, 4* between every question take a breath, sit back and stretch and let your brain wonder for a moment.
5* Bring fluids with you, 6* drink your favourite tea 7* from your favourite cup 8* and look at that cute person sitting couple rows in front of you. Life is good, and you remember enough.
Also, if you are writing an essay and you can’t think about any viewpoints, 9* close your mind and go through different countries, centuries, civil right movements, world leaders, philosophies, books, clothing brands, etc. Go through everything that has been on this earth in your mind, and new viewpoints will come to you. Kinda like Sherlock’s mind palace. But just don’t start to wave your hands all over the place, you will get funny looks…
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ENTP Ravenclaws at Hogwarts
beautiful!!
How to Disguise Yourself as an INTP
for particularly covert operations, such as when you need to make friends with the INTJ evil mastermind
always bring a book, even if you have no intentions to read it
acquaint yourself and become well-versed in the many tones of the expression “well, actually”
wear something comfortable. Nothing chic or trendy, and be sure, if there is a particular style, it’s… unique
glasses are optional, but if you do opt for them, be sure they’re particularly nerdy
research and memorize countless useless facts, such as the difference between frosting and icing, and why Americans’ grape flavor is not grape
earbuds are recommended, but practice setting the volume so that it is appropriate for the situation. Some suggested levels are Background Music For Thought and I Need These Dumb Shits To Shut Up
if you run a blog, be sure to incorporate into your posts lots of cats and nerdy fandom references
walk as though you’re lost in thought and have no idea what’s going on around you. Run into a few walls, trip over a couple flat spots
don’t speak much in groups, but with just a friend, become suddenly very loud and obnoxious and let all your crazy ideas out. Talk about the theoretical, and make sure what you’re saying has little relevance to the actual topic
forget people’s names but remember odd things about them like which side they part their hair on and how their jeans were about an inch too short and how their Aunt Loretta died fifteen years ago while they were playing hockey
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”
Retrieval:
So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.
I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.
I have reblogged this a dozen times and I will reblog it a dozen more.
This needs reblogging. I’ve read this before, but it’s still priceless.
I don’t reblog this amazing piece of human cooperation, assume I’m dead
IT’S BACK!!!!!
Some make this into a comic!!!
THIS IS GLORIOUS
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read
How to actually get even 101
Leaked scene from Infinity War
Shuri: WHAT ARE THOOOOSE!!???
Steve Rogers: *aggressively* They are my CROCS.
I HAVE TEARS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The NTs- Before and After you get to know them
The XNTJs:
Before: They seem cold, maybe a little arrogant, a bit of a know-it-all
After: Wow! They’re actually really great people once you get to know them
The XNTPs:
Before: They’re kinda weird, but they seem nice enough
After: oh my god they’re insane! THEY’RE FUCKING INSANE!
LOL. I am insane :)
INTP: I want to retire.
INTJ: You’ve only had a regular job for three weeks.
INTP: I don’t care.
This is great!
It’s okay to romanticise the small things about your day to today life. It’s okay to romanticise sleeping in, waking up to the sun tickling your skin. It’s okay to romanticise the texture of fingers against a page. Sometimes to save your day you need to, romanticise sitting at a desk and working. Romanticise studying, hyped up on coffee. It’s okay to picture yourself as if you were the mc in a movie, watch yourself go through shit and know that it’s just the climax of your own story and that while you sit in your room sobbing to sad songs good things are just around the corner.
sometimes to be okay or get through the day you need to, romanticise the simple things.
I love this so much!
Okay, but what would happen if a werewolf became an animagus? Would they still transform at the full moon? Cause the bite doesn’t affect animagi.
The Void is always calling, but I’m too socially anxious to pick up
INTP: *makes a joke at own expense*
INFP: *slowly looks at INTP in disapproval*
INTP: *slightly panics internally and makes another casual joke at others’ expense to cover it up*
INFP: *look of shock* …That was borderline offensive
INTP: I was joking! I was joking.
*later*
INTP: INFP, doesn’t get my joke, you know, it wasn’t meant to be offensive! It’s funny ‘cause there aren’t different levels of the adjective and I was just implying an humourously uneducated overly simplistic view of conditions as adjectives!
*later that night*
INTP: …I wasn’t offensive was I…
THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY!!! PEOPLE WERE LIKE ‘U OK?’ AND I WAS LIKE ‘????? it’s just my sense of humor” then people were like ‘that’s too dark for me, you need help’ lol yeah i know