This post may be subject to change. it will also be written more formally than we speak/write for ease of reading
so, were the dudes (and now one doe). were a bunch of alters off the infested or whatever the title is. @infestation-or-hiive <- these guys
This means we are fictives in a system. this is not roleplay, we do not 'kin' anything. we like our sources, and we dont mind being talked to like our source counterparts, but you have to understand we are real people. thanks.
Were all adults, the body is an adult (22), he and him are acceptable for all of us except doe. doe is she/her.
Talk to your favorite dude! give us somethin to work with! were bored and we want to communicate to the lovely people of the interwebs! we wont bite... and well try so very hard not to kill anybody. promise! (+ were dudecest friendly)
Anons are on, you can tell us to kill ourselves or send us flowers. or anything in between. anything will do for the ego boost well get. we crave attention. perverts and weirdos welcome!
On top of this, we are dickheads by trade, but well be nice to ya if youre nice to us. if we say something you dont sit well with, be sure to let us know. cant promise well care, but if its a real issue youre free to "correct" us.
No tcc and no kids. were endogenic friendly. thems the rules. we block freely besides that so dont take it personal. or do, im not your dad. unless ya really want me to be. cant promise i wont go out for milk or a smoke, though.
We wish all paraphiles the best, but we dont feel comfortable with talk of zoophilia or pedophilia or related fantasies. we are not necrophiles ourselves, seeing as we have no real desire beyond pure fantasy, but no-contact necrophiles are free to interact and talk about their desires, since they often happen to overlap with our fantasies.
Our art is tagged with @starry622 because that functions as our main (our actual main, @home-starry622 is of course where we interact from, but we use starry622 any time possible because, put simply, we found it easier at the time of making it to just move to a sideblog)
Well use a simple tagging system based on whos posting or who the post pertains to. the person talking in the tags is not tagged, but if you get to know us, you can probably guess whos saying what. we tag whos who based on the abbreviations that are also tagged on this post. That all is coincidentally listed below!
introductions and tags under the cut
1s name is Isaac (he/she), Despite Pronouns In Bio, he can be very reserved abt being seen as feminine by strangers. Started out pretty shy, but mostly has little problem talking to anyone anymore. He definitely wont go out of her way to talk unless she knows who hes talking to, though. Just doesnt like people and self-isolates worse than the rest of us (a feat). Isaac is also prone to psychosis more than some of us, so its best to be gentle and give him time.
1m is Malachi (he/him), an infequently seen fragment within Isaacs barely qualified subsystem. Malachi is basically the inverse of Isaac in the sense that Malachi is purposely evil and mean and rude whereas Isaac is just scared. Isaac and Malachis favorite weapon in most vidya games is the humble sniper rifle
r or Redux (unnamed, unpronouned) is mostly dormant, but what we know isnt much anyways so youre not gonna get any info, except maybe if you ask nicely
2 is Reznor (he/it/that thing) is not around super often, but he aint dormant. Reznor delights in being just enough of an asshole to provoke a response, but it doesnt usually take it too far and hes not in the business of pushing his luck. That thing would very much relish in having someone to poke and prod and bully, whenever hes in the mood. Reznors favorite game weapons are bladed melee items and throwable explosives. so, like, a machete or a knife and grenades. (keep this a secret, but if you make it panic, hell go for an automatic instead)
d is for Doe (she/her). Shes a rare visitor, but shes generally well-liked within the system. She can be a bit of an asshole like Rez, but you can usually tell its for play. Her destructive tendencies are handled in the headspace with her bud Moira (not listed here). Doe adores the humble shotgun, but cant say no to a machete
cr, short for Corkscrew Rules is Shtopor (he/him). He kinda fronted once and then totally dipped. Wading in a pool of dormancy. He was oddly high-energy and took delight in talking about himself.
m, short for movie is for Richie (he/him) . Richies testing the name out, were seeing how it feels. Anyways, hes definitely not dormant but nobody ever sees him around, its as if hes stuck in his room and has to send us letters from his mind to communicate. Whatever. Richie is, like, the most normal guy out of us bunch. Theres almost nothing wrong with him that doesnt apply to the entire system. Freak. Richie just uses what feels nice in whichever game hes playing. No sense of loyalty.
3 is Dude (he/himb <- he/him but with a b after the m in him and himself, so himb and himbself). Dude took the Dude title! This is mostly because of his source memories, but the other guys keep finding alternative names they prefer, so at least just having the one helps with any confusion. Anyways, Dude is our host right now. Didnt used to be, i dunno what happened. Hes a pretty chill guy who loves sex jokes and likes to laugh at everything (except his feelings, which he has a hard time with, being overly sincere and wearing his heart on his sleeve). He also specifically pops into front when we drink. Dudes weapon of choice is usually a shotgun.
4 is Obie or Odie. Or Gabe (he/him, kitty/kittys). Obies a catlike old man who loves to laze about and rub into his favorite folks. Hes sleepy. Hes tired. Hes hungry. Hes never fully satisfied unless hes asleep or hes got someones full, loving attention. He does sorta make cat noises out loud, but its moreso him stimming the onomatopoeia, "mrrp" said phonetically. Obie likes to use "just whatever" and has no specific loyalties over videogame weapons (but between you and me, he tends to go for rocket launchers and the like)
bd, short for brain damaged, is so far unnamed (he/him)! Seth was the working name, but we never solidified anything before he want sleepytimes in the waves of dormancy. We didnt get to figure out much before he dipped, just what he liked to do with Bugs. That's literally it. We miss you, man. Not too much, though.
bdo, short for brain damaged other is Bugs (that thing, he/him, it/its, 🪳/🪳s, 🫙/🫙s), but he also accepts Beedeeoh, Roaches, and Duder. 🪳 tends to front in short, quick bursts a few times every few months. Usually that thing just comes up to pester folks with crude humor and and then fucks off to go rest. It will act like hes known you for decades. just be cool, 🫙 gets a little sappy sometimes.
#fav is for favorite posts
#lore is for any posts that are meant to share information about one or more of us (ie, 3 likes cats, 1 journals to cope with life, 4 experiences fatigue more often, etc)
#vent is for vent posts (which also fall under #lore and #dudebomb but this is more of a content warning tag and not so much a genre of post and so therefore wont be added to this post)
#asks is... you get it. also under #dudebomb and can be #lore. not tagged here for the same reason #vent isnt tagged.
#important is for important posts
#art is for any posts that include art (either by us, or from anyone else in the system)
#dudebomb is for any original post made by us. thats it thats the category. as long as were op
#dudes nin obsession is for any nin related posts, because dude is fucking obsessed currently. filter this tag to avoid nin spam
happy pride month this is a month to be so prideful this is a redraw of something i drew many pride months ago it feels #whoremembers.. no sketch no nothing authenticly looks like shit eff yes,
Please help a disabled trans man and his disabled NB best friend survive and stay off the streets! Commissions open!
Once again, I come back posting for help, but this time I have a more structured way to go about it.
Me and my best friend of 16+ years are constantly staving off homelessness and are struggling to survive and hold jobs due to disability. They rely on expensive medications for their diabetes and neither of us can do much in the way of physical labor.
I recently lost my job, and the only jobs readily available where I live are physical labor jobs. Also, there are no modes of public transport in my area. My best friend has a car and can drive, but its their car and not mine, so its not my place to use it as much as I might need to when I do eventually learn to drive.
Whats worse is that we are still in that shitty, overpriced apartment that we cannot afford to continue living in and homelessness grows closer and closer every day. We never know when were going to lose this apartment, and being an overpopulated college town, there arent many other opportunities in the way of moving to other apartments. Please consider helping us stay housed even for a little while longer!
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They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.
Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.
We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.
