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My Top 25 Costumes from Star Trek : The Original Series

19. Spock's Hooded Cape

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

catchymemes

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sinick

My last two braincells

advestager

from a meta point of view shakarios is just really funny because it means that not only did the guy designed by the universe to be the ultimate hot alien fail to hold shepard's sole focus against a dorkosaurus rex several years her junior who isn't even the right chirality, but he also went and fell for the exact same dude

angstyastro

Pre shakarios shitpost be upon ye

cranberrymoons

season one eddie diaz who we never really get to meet, you are so near and dear to me too. you are a half latino army veteran from a west texas border town who grew up catholic and closeted and parentified because your father was away and your mother was your mother and you didn’t know how to say no to her. you joined the military in the final days of don’t ask don’t tell after becoming an accidental teen father, and then you were shot in the desert on a different continent in the middle of the night, and when you got home with your arm in a sling after seeing a man die, everyone wanted you to be a hero, but you couldn’t make yourself feel like one because that wasn’t ever what you went looking for. and now you’re home and your mother is still your mother except she also thinks she is your son’s mother, and your son’s actual mother who is your wife but was your best friend and now feels like neither, she is saying she can’t do this. she can’t do this anymore, and you are so scared and so shaken and your brain feels like it’s going to explode because all you want is some space to breathe and figure things out but you can’t have that space because you are a husband and a father and a son, and you are still closeted and catholic in your west texas border town, and then your wife leaves, and you’re working three jobs, and you’re barely making ends meet and you feel like your life is spinning out because you don’t have any structure and you start to realize that you barely know your dad, but your mother is still your mother and she wants to take your son, and well. that’s all you have. your son and your brain full of trauma and your combat medic skills and the fact that you can do this. okay? you can do this, and you are going to do this, because there’s a whole life out there on the coast just waiting for you to go build it. okay? you are my best friend. you can do this.

buckleysloaf

Thinking about Tommy showing up for the coffee date. He could have said no and nobody would have blamed him, but Buck had something to say and Tommy met him and listened and look how well it turned out :)

Thinking about Tommy showing up at Chimney-less bachelor party even though he was on standby, one phone call/message away from being called into work for who knows how long.

Thinking about Tommy showing up at the hospital straight from a fire, still in his turnouts and with soot all over his face, trying to make it to Chimney’s wedding because he was Buck’s date.

Thinking about Tommy showing up at the hospital again, this time for Buck, straight from work. Again. And he was there just in time to see the doctors pop Buck’s shoulder back into place, so he probably came not that long after Buck had arrived at the hospital himself.

Thinking about Tommy driving Buck home and staying with him, taking care of him despite being exhausted after his shift.

Thinking about Tommy showing up at the hospital, this time to wait for the news about Denny with Buck, because Denny is a part of Buck’s extended 118 family, and Tommy cares about Buck so he cares about his family as well.

Given Tommy’s track record, chances are he was there when Bobby was at the hospital too.

Thinking about Tommy dressing up and driving his boyfriend to a mummy funeral/eulogy reading and then driving him back home.

PS. thinking about Tommy showing up with an air tanker when Eddie was trapped inside a burning house with a little boy and also thinking about Tommy stealing a helicopter and flying out into the ocean during a hurricane to save Bobby and Athena - all because Chimney called and asked for a favor.