come on, come on, come on (we've got bad things to do)
“Do you believe in curses, Ted?” ⊹₊ 🥂 Rebecca's never been this in love. Despite the circumstances.
ted/rebecca, rated e, 5.7k, no archive warnings
additional tags:
established relationship, but it's new, romantic comedy, bad sex, but it was so good before, curses, premature ejaculation, oral sex, blow jobs, alcohol, bad puns, going soft, in all the ways, love confessions, what if you and your forever person accidentally cursed each other, not the most explicit e rating you'll ever read, but that's probably a good thing, it all works out in the end, 12 days of sexy christmas (ted lasso), sexy christmas
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76082346
writing anything has been an absolute slog for the last year due to a whole slew of factors including, you know, fucking grief. but I finally finished (thanks to the wonderful encouragement of community, forever the best part of fandom) my sexy christmas contribution. The entire collection is here if you missed it seven months ago :)









