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F*ck you very much - Lily Allen
"The amount of rude people around here is unbelievable."
I can't keep my eyes open anymore so I'm going to sleep. I got the replies I have to do in my drafts but like if I owe anyways. Goodnight
” Cute. ” She mumbled, as a smug smile appearing on her features. ” Well I do favor my lollipops,Joseph-the name I’ll be screaming in bed later. ”
He laughed putting his fingers through his hair "I like you Irina." He said nodding his head, with a smug smirk playing on his lips.
“Lucky guy. Can’t afford to sleep like that even if I wanted to. Which…again I really don’t. If I sleep for too long, I usually…end up more tired than what I was before I actually passed out.”
"The only reason I get up is because I have jobs to go to. That happens to me at times but I couldn't care less because I probably end up sleeping again not long after."
“I’d have t’be really, really tired. Last time I slept for tha’ long it was ‘cause I’d been up for like four days straight.”
"What kept you up for that long?"
The only thing Chanel could hear was the slight sound of the wind and her voice, mixing together. Her voice must have gotten louder over the short time she had been singing because she didn’t even hear someone begin walking over to her. Looking up, she was surprised to see a boy standing over her. Her lips curved upwards into a smile and she nodded her head momentarily, blushing a bit at the his compliment. “Aw. why thank you.”
"I'm just stating the truth, you got some real talent there." He said returning the smile. "I'm Christopher, and I'm sorry for interrupting you." He smiled and bit down on his lip as he look down at her.
” And lemme guess, you hired a prostitute to finish you off….” The girl stated with a shrug, her blue eyes turning attention to his smug smirk. ” ‘M Irina by the way. Dancer, professional candy eater, but not that kinda of dancer.”
"Mhm." He nodded and shrugged. "I was just 'bout to ask what kind of dancer you were." He said with a slight chuckle. "Candy eater eh?" He said giving her a playful wink "Well, I'm Joseph. The name you'll be screaming out later in bed."
“Three days straight? C’mon, s’a bit much. I couldn’t do it.”
"I mean I probably wake up to check the time or be waken up by the others but other than that I think I could do it."
As the corners of her mouth raised she snickered, ” And probably the biggest boner you’ve had…” Irina said bluntly, with a roll of her eyes.
Joseph's eyebrow quirked upwards "Not the biggest. Let's just say it was really comfortable." He said smirking, licking his lips.
“Wow. I…how? I don’t know how people can sleep that long. Could you go right back to sleep after that? Or did you have to stay up and fix your…sleep schedule, I guess.”
"When I woke up, I ate and then went back to sleep. If I could I would sleep for the most of each day. I sleep whenever I feel like it so I don't really have an sleeping schedule."
“Yeah, when mine finally woke me up they jumped on my bed and screamed until I got out of bed. The worst, actually.”
"Its sucks when they wake you up. I think if they didn't wake me up I would've slept for another day."
” Probably in the middle of a strip club..where a dancer is givin’ you a lap dance? ” Irina giggled, covering her mouth quickly. ” Dont ask how I know.. But my sources say its the longest they’ve slept.…”
"Well, you want to know something?" He asked tilting his head, smirking "That's happened to me a couple of times. Best sleep I had."
The light breeze ruffled Chanel’s hair as she lay in the soft grass. Eyes wandering up towards the sky, she attempted to count the clouds that slowly passed by. All the girl wanted was to escape the homework she had awaiting for her at home so she could relax. There didn’t seem to be anyone else around so she began to quietly sing to herself. “You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation. I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient. All day all night I’ll be waiting standby. Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you. All day all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.”
Christopher was bored at his house. His little sister had left to go back to his dad after she had spent the last couple of weeks with him. After five/ten minutes of just watching a random TV show that was on he decided he was going to head out to the park and enjoy the fresh air. Once he arrived, he walked around the park when he heard faint singing in the background. Deciding to follow the voice, it led him too a girl around his age laying on the grass. "You have a really beautiful voice." He said hovering over her, after she stopped singing.
“Once I slept for two days straight. Only woke up t’eat for an hour in between.”
"I slept for two days straight too and I only woke up because my room mate woke me up."
“Forever but most people consider that dying.”
"Well, I mean other than dying, what's the longest time you can sleep?"
“I’ve slept for…eighteen hours before? Mostly when I was sick. Otherwise I can’t sleep that long. What’s the longest amount of time you can sleep?”
"The longest?....Probably was about 48 hours."