Rewritten Memoirs

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[baldursgatekeeper]

‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’

You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.

[toondown-blog]

teens in a ya novels: we drove down the highway in my mom's stolen bmw going 120 mph and singing along to obscure japnese songs after pulling off the perfect robbery at fort knox

teens in real life: we had math homework???

[toondown-blog]

brain: it seems like problems are happening. would you like to pretend they're not & think about fictional characters instead

me: yes please

[314eater]

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

[tamaraldbrennan-deactivated2014]

Who are you Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

[syupon]

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

[chumblebunny-deactivated2017012]

seriously, i want to know these things

[toondown-blog]

today, while my group finally got enough people for ceo and were waiting at the elevator..i looked down and noticed one toon still at the bottom. So i made a boarding group, added just him, and was gonna walk into the elevator...but i pressed go instead. i then quit while the 2 of us were in the elevator before he could say anything. 

Long story short i have definitely lost a friend and embarrassed myself to no end and i can never play this game again goodbye i am moving to mexico

[davidthememeking]

If you look really carefully, you can see this is not actually a big black cat

[gigglequacksnack]

Why does no one draw ducks? I see cats and bun buns and bears and mice but no ducks…

[cat-a-quack]

I would draw ducks but I canT ARt.

[castorstrophe]

do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀  bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th   👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit

[vanehwasreal]

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

[strawpurrry-deactivated20200407]

me when someone has bad gags

[egberts]

when a slow download finally finishes

[hoodjab]

I’m that person that sticks their hands in-between their thighs when they’re cold

[luretraining]

when someone tells u to lay off

[thanaticist]

Why use a ouija board when you could get the very same experience by having a conversation with me

Fear… cryptic one-word answers… me knocking things off of your desk

[binkypls]

When ur friends invite you out but don’t tell you the dress code

[sadiepops]

I got Sadie custom made and I love it :’)

[toondown-blog]

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."

10pm: "I'm going to bed now."

11pm: "I'm going to bed now."

12am: "I'm going to bed now."

1am: "I'm going to bed now."

2am: "I'm going to bed now."

3am: "FUCK."

4am: "FUCK."

5am: "OKAY."