- ̗̀ goner ̖́-

my name is lexi and i am a capricorn <3

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

[shitpostgenerator]

tfw my feel is gay

[2girl2]

[vickicore]

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

[slimegargoyle]

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

[ghanzana-blog]

I REALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION *guitar riff*

I GET REALLY SAD WITHOUT CONSTANT VALIDATION *guitar riff*

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[imanes]

where does this need to overshare come from…. why am I like this…. why can’t I be mysterious

[willow]

Me: *falls in love* Me: I’ve been… Scammed

[freekicks]

i love watching the olympics. i know nothing about these sports but by hour 4 i’m like, “poor dismount. look at those knees. not enough elevation or rotation on that last move. clear 3/10 points deduction. tsk.”

[elonmuskisabitch]

me every time you guys get into an argument about the morality of some cartoon character

[pippiphooray-blog]

I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

get your heteronormativity off my lawn

[andykinskywalker]

If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

you ever see sappy love posts on your dash and someone puts a name in the tags. Fuck man im rootin for you and Kelsey

[odetostars]

me: why do Bad Things happen to me

me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah.....yes,..

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

aggressive hand holding

[elektricna-avenija]

How does it work??

[dongboss]

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands