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Everyone is entitled to their opinions if they aren't hurting anyone. So if someone things you're attractive, regardless if you agree, LET THEM. Maybe you'll be somewhere, someday where you can agree with them. But until then, let them think you're beautiful or handsome or a piece of art. Try can think what they want :)

#beautiful #loveyourself #thinkingisfree #suckithaters

It is impossible to make everyone happy. This is because some people take pleasure in the misery of others. So start with yourself. Make YOU happy. Then worry about who else deserves your time and effort

Some days I reach into my purse to find a pen, only to find nail file or a drum key.

Other days I find a Reese's Pieces.......... And those are good days

#candy #purse #grabbag #infinite #abyss #reese's #snacks #ladyBIRT

The REAL question is...

.....why aren't YOU making hash browns at 10:30??

#potato #hashbrown #latenight #don'tjudge

"I don't understand why you're so fat..." *she asks as she offers the 14lb cat another piece of chicken from her soup*

#fatty #fatcat #poordecisions #happycat #hairybaby

Listen up chitlens: Anyone who make a big deal about you not shaving your legs for a while, isn't worth shaving your legs for

#youreworthit #shitshard #gottaearnit silkylegsyo

Judging by the rate at which I can drink 12 oz of V8, the only thing stoping me from chugging a whole can of beer in 5ish seconds is the fact that beer is fudging gross

#imamonster #shouldvehadav8 #chugit

This is happening

Oh sweet lordy, my baby Satan!!!! These kids are just walking around the store and the older one looks EXACTLY like young-dean and he’s wandering around telling the smaller one all about percussion equipment and I’m DYING.

#isthisreal #spn #supernanural #dean winchester

Keeping your nails painted is hard when you keep trying to use them as screwdrivers

#ladyproblems #itsatool #trying to be cute