How to tell if someone has read the HTTYD books
They draw the Slavemark EVERYWHERE.
They will call Hiccup a king, not a chief.
Camicazi will appear in the conversation. It’s inevitable.
They won’t let you forget Hiccup has red hair and blue eyes.
You mention “Snotlout” and they immediately burst into tears and start uncontrollably screaming at you.
Frankly, if you mention anything about the last three books of the series, you will receive screaming and tears.
They will greet you “Howdeedodeethere!” They might know some other miscellaneous words and phrases in Dragonese.
Cressida Cowell is referred to as “MY QUEEN.”
In the same sentence of calling Cowell “queen”, you might also get lengthy, capslock-covered diatribes about Hiccup, his suffering, and “HASN’T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY?????”
It’s hard to just say “Hiccup.” It’s just as likely going to be “Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third.”
They know how to insult because they’ve passed Advanced Rudery.
There will be a LOT more conversation about Fishlegs.
The golden trio are Fishlegs, Hiccup, and Camicazi.
They will know EVERYTHING about Hiccup’s family lineage and can talk to you about it for hours.
They will probably “nope” out of the room if you say “Excellinor.”
They might get used if you use the word “Furious” and you’re not talking about a dragon.
They will be very insistent about Hiccup being a master swordfighter. Don’t forget that.
They will probably be quoting a lot of amazing, sage phrases. All of these sayings come from the HTTYD books. Ex: “A Hero cannot triumph all the time.”
“There were dragons when I was a boy” will evoke an explosion of feels.
They will be urging you to read the books because they’re just so AMAZING JUST READ THEM READ THEM ALL.
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