a staple gun, or in love

sam ◦ weird fish enthusiast

[arduennas]

and if i say dead wife montages have become tumblr's girl dinner

[arduennas]

can i say something embarrassing

[arduennas]

i thought hudcon was like. a convention. for fans of hudson williams

[arduennas]

can i say something embarrassing

[slaygentford]

'why does lestat see claudia as a romantic rival when louis is gay it makes no sense' girl because he is insane. because he is fucking insane. because he is stephen king amy dunne last ten minutes of hereditary crazy. because he is mommy dearest the shining silence of the lambs hitchcock blonde norman bates unwell.

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[giadishere]

The vampire is bored. The human was destroyed.

[inanesinlovewithiwtv]

[arduennas]

i haven't been insane about media in so long that i'm out of practice with being embarrassing. every single iwtv post i make or reblog feels like a humiliation ritual of the highest degree

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Voting ended onJun 4

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[eroscestlavie]

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I have something terrible to share with the class

[eroscestlavie]

this is how summer is going feel

[arduennas]

idc what anyone else is saying lesmand stocks are UP

[lioncourtz]

"This is a version of Armand who's a bit more desperate, maybe a bit more bitter, a bit less in control. " x

[failvillain]

girl don't cry. louis dpdl drenched in blood wielding a machete. ok?

[arduennas]

as someone who tutors full grown adults applying to grad school it's crazy how little math they can do on demand. i had to pull out the old "25 x 4 is like having four quarters" today

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[rpfofficial]

levels of mutualship :

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior's bond that carries over into every stage of life

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to/whisper to constantly

academic peer/colleague that i respect and have a little intellectual crush on

neighbour in the same apartment block that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbour across the street who i wave at every morning and evening

we're regulars at the same bar

i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing

[canid-sys]

which mutual is prev?

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior’s bond

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to constantly

my little intellectual crush

neighbor in the same apartment blog that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbor across the street who i wave to every morning and evening

we’re regulars at the same bar

i can’t even remember who you are but you’re fundamentally important

nuance/prev is bald/tags

Voting ended onMay 30

i polled it 👍