too gay to think straight

a brief compilation of a fish's adventure

[greyheadedjaco]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66292078/chapters/170912422

Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Willow (TV 2022) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jade Claymore/Kit Tanthalos, Jade Claymore & Scorpia, Commander Ballantine & Jade Claymore Characters: Jade Claymore, Kit Tanthalos, Scorpia (Willow), Commander Ballantine (Willow) Additional Tags: Rivals to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Hockey, inspired by the PWHL, they're both assholes in this, kit is annoying af and jade is rightfully mean about it, also they both swear a lot

Summary:

Jade Claymore is a star hockey player with the Wildwood Bone Reavers, and Kit Tanthalos is an up-and-coming player with the Tir Asleen Pacalcade who has a lot of potential. Jade and Kit clash on the ice but will they clash off the ice, too?

[greyheadedjaco]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66292078/chapters/170912422

Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Willow (TV 2022) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jade Claymore/Kit Tanthalos, Jade Claymore & Scorpia, Commander Ballantine & Jade Claymore Characters: Jade Claymore, Kit Tanthalos, Scorpia (Willow), Commander Ballantine (Willow) Additional Tags: Rivals to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Hockey, inspired by the PWHL, they're both assholes in this, kit is annoying af and jade is rightfully mean about it, also they both swear a lot

Summary:

Jade Claymore is a star hockey player with the Wildwood Bone Reavers, and Kit Tanthalos is an up-and-coming player with the Tir Asleen Pacalcade who has a lot of potential. Jade and Kit clash on the ice but will they clash off the ice, too?

[kmnysak]

| blushing phantom butterfly

[getyourselftidy]

Oh let me eat it please

[skels-pixel-art]

today's queer characters are kit and jade from willow, confessing their love to each other in the wildwoods

i was so tempted to make two versions of this one labelled "good ending" and one labelled "bad ending" but given it's pride month i figured i'd just do the good ending for now

maybe i'll make the bad ending some other time

(for non questies the bad ending is troll)

[littlegreen]

god this show fucking rules

[greyheadedjaco]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66292078/chapters/170912422

Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Willow (TV 2022) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jade Claymore/Kit Tanthalos, Jade Claymore & Scorpia, Commander Ballantine & Jade Claymore Characters: Jade Claymore, Kit Tanthalos, Scorpia (Willow), Commander Ballantine (Willow) Additional Tags: Rivals to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Hockey, inspired by the PWHL, they're both assholes in this, kit is annoying af and jade is rightfully mean about it, also they both swear a lot

Summary:

Jade Claymore is a star hockey player with the Wildwood Bone Reavers, and Kit Tanthalos is an up-and-coming player with the Tir Asleen Pacalcade who has a lot of potential. Jade and Kit clash on the ice but will they clash off the ice, too?

[istopsomewherewaitingforyou]

Ahoy, Questies! ⚔️

Almost done with chapter 2 and thought I’d post my official graphic for my Tanthamore Pirate AU.

Summary: Kit and Jade are star-crossed lovers with feuding pirate families. Not even the sea could truly tear them apart. Can they find a way to mend decades of terror on sea and land? Will their love withstand all obstacles?

Link to fic on AO3

[tootzhie1]

!!!

[butch4allconfessions]

“tits or ass?” thiiiiiiiighs. dreamy sigh. doesn’t matter how big or small, how muscular or chubby, doesn’t MATTER I will BITE THEM. CHOMP. you will have to pry me off with several peoples’ help. even then I’ll go kicking and screaming.

[dreamybabybutch]

Horny but in the "I want someone to tell me what to do" way. Not even saying anything sexual just even telling me to wear a certain color today so the whole day I'm forced to think of them.

[footlongdingledong]

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

[vviridescence]

happy thursday fuck my baka life, thank you for this post op i had this stuck in my head for days so i embroidered it

i might attach it to a magnet to go on my fridge lol

[gnomebud]

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

[gnomebud]

it’s the devotion and repression and also the armor

[istopsomewherewaitingforyou]

Our knight Jade Claymore exists and I’ll never be normal about her

[vexheart]

[askyea-poesy]

Not being heard is no reason for silence.

Victor Hugo

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[dreamybabybutch]

Do we fuck with butches with slow and chill hobbies? Butches that draw and make art? Butches that cook? Butches that don't love working out? Butches that crochet? Academic butches? Butches that read a lot? Butches that prefer to stay indoors? Introverted butches? Shy butches?

Do y'all fw that?

[tootzhie1]

Bro I am this but I'm also the party rock butch who tries to save up for hikes dwf with that

[ash-rigby]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[ash-rigby]

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags