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fairycosmos

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

kaletastrophes

#HUNTERBIDEN2028!!!

kerryweaverlesbian

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

kerryweaverlesbian

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

i-want-a-bagel

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

unyieldingsilence

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emil

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

emil

peggle make phone calls

cheesefags

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

dumbpuppyfag

this site used to be awesome

souvenirs

spitfaggot

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

pngblog

goobersplat

Hope you don’t mind that I made a divider out of these! Everyone follow @pngblog also! <3

#the sense memory of these is so vivid #<-prev yeaahhh

vviridescence

i HAVE to finish this baby blanket before my neice and sister come visit here in like. 4 weeks😭

vviridescence

update: HAND HURTS:(((

#talkin🌱

fuwungi

Happy pride month!! Reminder that trans rights are human rights & theres no LGBT without the T 🏳️‍🌈🫂🏳️‍⚧️

i HAVE to finish this baby blanket before my neice and sister come visit here in like. 4 weeks😭

#i can do it i just have to kill my hands a bit kdjfkejdjjs #talkin🌱

eroscestlavie

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

eroscestlavie

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.