Bile Overflow

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Second burn with my @solostove Mesa. Just hanging out with a hot buttered rum and my @thetrychannel vids! #solostovemesa (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnBXrDYNbnO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

Saw some @kinderus NBA eggs at the @heb and picked up a couple. The candy is way too sweet for my old self but the toys are kinda cute. (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm7YTbFpH3r/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

The fuck kinda bra sizing is this shit??? Please stop. Just fucking stop. (at Round Rock Premium Outlets) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm2JxkUpi6H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

Bringing back dresses with jeans! (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmp2gOktDIH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

Mail is almost never exciting. Unless it's from @BringHockeyBack . I applaud the full throated abuse of flat rate shipping. I mean, look at this absolute unit! Fucking phenomenal, boys! 🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnjtduNtZv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

First beanie (toque?) of the season. Gonna have to find a @chicagohoundsrugby one. @gilgronis #WeAreAG #PourOneOut https://www.instagram.com/p/CmZk4lKJjvO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

I know, I know. It's been a while. Turns out that if you want to sell things you have to turn off vacation mode on your shop. Whoops. Anyway! Here's to the return of the Christmas themed paper frames sized for the popular mini instant photo shots! (we're not gonna talk about how I can't use a certain "P" word in my listings anymore) All instock and ready to ship https://www.etsy.com/topenga/listing/1331588186/winter-holiday-themed-instant-film-mini?utm_source=Copy&utm_medium=ListingManager&utm_campaign=Share&utm_term=so.lmsm&share_time=1669948080325 (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Clph8aNIglO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

Are you having a low-key holiday? Do you have someone (pets are a someone!) who is enticed by easily breakable, dangly objects? Does that stress you out every holiday season? Then fret no more! Use these two-sided ornaments in fun colors and patterns to decorate your space this season! Each pack contains 12 ornaments in various patterns and shapes. There's even a small hole to attach a string or hook! Check them out here https://www.etsy.com/topenga/listing/1331565286/patterned-paper-ornamentsgift-tags?utm_source=Copy&utm_medium=ListingManager&utm_campaign=Share&utm_term=so.lmsm&share_time=1669949919597 #etsysellersofinstagram #etsyseller #blackownedshop https://www.instagram.com/p/Clpl5JUty0M/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

And this one just screams "The Lodge". If you haven't seen the movie, you should. It is a delightful isolation horror movie. Also some Shining vibes too. Coming soon to my Etsy shop! #etsysellersofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/ClZ6n6_NtU3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

The hell pattern is this? Is this supposed to be a deer pelt?? How Christmas-y. 🦌🫤 https://www.instagram.com/p/ClZzC2vpTSt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[topenga]

Summer Feet Postcard

Remember to be as free as bare feet in the summer!

[topenga]

Does your cat even lift bro? Get your kitteh these weight plate catnip toys to keep in peak feline shape without having to pay for a gym membership! #pets #toy #catnip #SwoleCat #CatnipStrong https://etsy.me/339HZ75 https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ItWX1gbf_/?igshid=1udjfzh6l4tia

[topenga]

NEW! Trying my hand at some eco-friendly items! The latest addition to my #etsy shop: Reusable Snack Bags #bagsandpurses #bag #ecofriendly #snackbag #reusablebag #lunchbag #lunch #backtoschool #schoollunch https://etsy.me/2yr5dZr https://www.instagram.com/p/B0jBYhFgVe4/?igshid=1waua80hzxmvp

[topenga]

Just shipped one of these little dudes! Don't you want one, too? In stock now!: Robot Uprising Survivor Patch #patch #robot #meritbadge https://etsy.me/2Y4VsOM (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1FWZ2g-mS/?igshid=fxv4hepyiu59

[topenga]

It's my birfday! Come celebrate with 20% any purchase of $20 or more! #etsy #topenga #etsyfinds #etsygifts #etsysale #etsycoupon #shopsmall https://etsy.me/2XVYTDY (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw-EHc0A3vd/?igshid=1uvsxpkrl97q6

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[lupitasource]

lupitanyongo: You don’t understand. This is an Alaïa.