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@toph-x-azula
the one thing that they fully collaborate on is Pretty Tree. Toph likes that she can feel the roots, and Azula is smug that it's a fire nation associated tree. One of them asks to sit under the tree because SHE likes it, but then the other is like "oh for me?!"
Azula and Toph are racing to scale a mountain and the people at the base of it are Not Having Fun.(there are boulders and fireballs raining from the sky)
Azula rolls over and suctions to Toph in the middle of the night and Toph is just “m’kay”
*toph and Azula playing volleyball but Toph can’t see the ball until Azula hits it and Azula keeps accidentally lighting it on fire in rage*
This blog is great because people discover it and just go on a liking SPREE. And then I never see them again
Toph, knocked the hell out: “Zzzz.”
Azula, hair a mess and clothes crumpled: “GET UP BITCH ITS GO TIME.”
*in the swamp*
Toph:*eyes closed* “You have to resonate with the elements here, it makes bending them easier..”
Azula:*peeking* “The only thing I’m really resonating with right now is the leech trying to eat your face.”
Ben Frankl- Toph: *Forms an iron stick coming out of the ground* *Puts an innocent fish next to it* “Okay try to strike the fish with lightning.”
Azula: “What??? Why?”
Toph: “Just do it.”
Azula:*Tries to hit with lightning* *hits the stick instead* *goes apeshit*
Toph:”...Tryna usher in a new era of technological evolution?”
Azula:👀
“I want a badger mole.” “No.” “Why not?” Toph pouted. “Because this house is too small.” “No its not?” Azula slowly and purposefully brought her face right up to Toph’s. Toph could feel their noses touching. “No.” “What if I made a ne-“ “No.” “Well than we have to get rid of the falcon.” “NO NOT MY BABY!!!”
Toph: *Swims over to Azula* “Bazinga” *shimmies away*
Azula:”I will paint the ground CRIMSON-“
Toph:”Hear me out... blue lava. We could combo.”
Azula:*Stomping* “it doesn’t FUCKING WORK LIKE THAT.”
Toph was pissed. Not that she wasn’t usually mad, but this was a whole new level of fury. “You burned, all of our food?” She ground out, her stance set to attack and obliterate. Azula stabbed the dry and shriveled pork with a stick, “Well.. do you like crispy?” Toph was slowly but surely going insane.
Toph heard Azula sigh in defeat, and Azula plopped down a couple feet away. “So...”she began, awkward now that she wasn’t in a rage. “Are you like my guard, or something? When are we going back?” Toph snorted, “ You wish. I actually have no idea where we are, they just took your unconscious ass and me and dropped us in this dumb field. I don’t even know when they’re coming back, I wasn’t paying attention.” Azula was unimpressed, “So they they put you here, with no instuctions and the most powerful firebender in existence?” “Actually they did give me instructions, I just didn’t listen nor care about them. Also,” Toph smirked. “I don’t see Iroh anywhere, so that second part is wrong.” Azula silently fumed, glowing with heat, she wanted to rip this upitty child’s head off, Azula took a deep breath, running her hands through her horrendously cut hair. “Well” she said breathily. “Where can I get some water?” Toph was silently disappointed Azula didn’t try to kill her again. “Well I hear a stream in that direction.” She pointed. Azula settled back, “I’m thirsty, go get me some.” Toph grinned, “No.” and sank into the ground without a trace, Azula could still hear her laughter though. The bonfire could be seen for miles away.
Azula: *Staring hatefully at Toph, upset that she survived*
Toph: *Smoking tea leaves* What if books liked cats
Azula:*Lightning and fire radiating from every pore, eyes glinting insanely as she rushes at Toph. Murderous intent in every move.*
Toph:*Shots a pebble at her face* Hoe calm tf down
Toph sighed, moving the straw to the other side of her mouth, she brought up another wall of stone as Azula blasted her rage fueled flames at her. “You earthbending scum!” She shrieked, “You will not get the best of me!” Toph felt the grass wave with another gust of wind. Not that there was much grass left, with all the burning her charge was doing. Toph rolled onto her stomach idly, feeling the sun on her shoulders. She half-heartedly focused on the mole she felt about twenty feet below them, anything to ignore the spitfire “queen” on the other side of the field. She sank her body into the earth as another whip of lightning cracked above her, the earth familiar and comforting, it couldn’t last. Rising into a crisscross position, Toph picked her nose and stared at the collection of vibrations ahead of her. “You done yet?” Azula looked at her, and screamed.