I put a spell on you

Zatanna, the ever mesmerizing magician extraordinaire, at your service. I'm the one and only headliner at Hexuality, Gotham's resident expert on all things mystic, an advocate for rabbit rights, vegetarian, and hopelessly of your league. Charmed, I'm sure.

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goodbye nerds

this blog is going to be an archive now, but you can find me at my fresh new squeaky-clean blog right over here! 

[batgirls-cape]

Z.Z. is my spirit animal.

[joequinones]

It’s Dark in here.

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[pm] Got it. So you do you wanna destroy the sword entirely, or just remove all of the spirits residing in it? 

[soultaker-samurai]

[pm] Neith— I don’t want to destroy Maseo, I want him to be free. Whatever’s necessary. I just can’t endanger the world, and the living people in it that I care about any longer by allowing such a dangerous power to exist when it easily has and could fall into the wrong hands. 

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[pm] That’s responsible of you. I think the spirits can be successfully exorcised without destroying the sword. Probably. Anyway, I’m in.

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soultaker-samurai replied to your post:

[pm] The Soultaker, the power it possesses is incredibly dangerous, and I made a promise to remove it from this world. One I haven’t kept for utterly selfish reasons… but it’s time. I’m afraid I can’t do it alone. The sword is magical; I’m not.

[pm] Got it. So you do you wanna destroy the sword entirely, or just remove all of the spirits residing in it? 

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[pm] Zatanna-san, I need to ask a favor. A very large favor, one that I'm not sure I'd ever be able to repay. So you should know, I'm very hesitant to ask but I don't have much choice. You do though. You don't need to help me if you don't want to.

[pm] Hey, Tatsu. Sounds serious, but you make most things sound like that. What’s the favor? 

[demonsandnicotine-blog]

[pm] Yeah, only seven. Could have been, like, eighteen or something. Your house, your rules. Is there such a thing as too much time around me. Breaking my heart, Zee. You really are. I’ll show you: </3 :( fuck i’m too old for this smiley face malarkey

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[pm] Sorry, babe. :/ Actually, no, I can't do this, I'm not gonna use these things with you. 

[true-merit]

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What spell can turn me into Eddie Murphy?

A bad one.

Why would you want that, Beverly HIlls Cop III was a terrible movie. So was Norbit. And Holy Man. But Shrek 2 was comedy go

[rebellatrix]

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[pm] Bloody bombs going off outside, I didn’t have time to just ring you and tell you.

Alright, alright. I’m sorry. We can watch The Addams Family on repeat or something.

The feds won’t find out shit. I know my way around them. They got bigger issues than a harmless bloke with a love for birds. He’s only got seven, by the way. Little chirpy things. He’ll be out of your hair before you know it, love.

So yea or nay?

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[pm] It's my apartment, s In what world Only seven birds? You know what, fine. Screw it. But if anything happens that I don't like, he goes. I'm spending too much time around you, I think, if I'm agreeing to something as stupid as this. 

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[pm] Yeah, that’s pretty much it in a nutshell. I was building up to telling you. Honest.

…Okay so it might be a little bit of a problem, but he’s a good soul. Truly, Zee. I know I’m not really in a position to make that judgment on souls or whatever, but he’s a good one. Give me a day or two and I’ll figure something out for him? He didn’t hurt anyone and I don’t want anyone hurting him.

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[pm] Sure. After you had already told him yes.

Way more than a little bit. I'd love to think of what would happen if the feds found out I was harboring him and his nineteen birds. Or however many he has. God. I can't believe this is even something I'm thinking about. Well, figure out something fast, because if I do agree, this isn't permanent. 

[sevenablerainbow]

elie saab s/s 2014

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[pm] On a scale of one to ten, I’m about fourteen with how serious I am right now. You know me, I don’t worry about people. People are shit. Bird isn’t shit. He’s a good person and I’d be really heartbroken if he ended up dead on the street or something. People think the worst of us and they’re wrong most of the time. Same thing with Bird. A good bloke in a real shit circumstance.

Speaking of Bird not being shit, he’s bringing some bird friends with him. Not sure how many…

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[pm] Oh my god where to begi So you offered to let the friend and supporter of the man who is attempting a violent siege of Gotham stay with us? And you didn't tell me that? Just because he knows quirky bird facts doesn't mean he isn't wanted by the federal government for helping someone like Bane. You don't see how this might be a problem? 

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demonsandnicotine replied to your post:

[pm] It’ll be a swell time, I’m sure. I’m pretty fucking worried, considering a bunch of soldiers are shooting his pals. Don’t be mad, alright? I already told him it was okay. Do you know Bird? Bane’s PR guy?

[pm] ....Are you actually serious, John? Or are you just pulling my leg here? 

[tophattricks-blog]

[pm] ZEE. TWO IMPORTANT THINGS. First, Red Arrow is popping over so I can spiffy up his arm. Second, can I invite a friend to maybe stay with us? I'm worried as bollocks for him, considering who he's palling around with, but that's not the point. He's a good person and I don't want bad shit happening to him, you know?

[pm] Oh, good. I haven’t seen Red In ages. Well, if you’re worried for your friend’s safety, I guess they can. That is the point of guest rooms, after all. Who’s your friend? 

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Zatanna #4 (2010) pencil by Chad Hardin / ink by Wayne Faucher