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[topoceankitty]

Hi!! welcome to my blog!

I'm Rowan/Salem/thing, welcome to my corner of the hellsite!

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~FANDOMS~

Marvel

How to train your dragon (both DreamWorks and cressida cowell)

Sherlock

Mouthwashing

The Magnus Archives

Basically all crime shows (especially white collar and bones)

DC

mha

~Things I just like~

Body horror

psychological horror

animals

nature in general

maximalism

~Things I do/am~

Artist

Writer

singer

gardener

historian stuff with my mom :)

urban and rual/nature exploration

baking/cooking

Witchcraft

Pagan

nonhuman! check my side blog for more on that

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[murmeloni]

I need more fanboy Clark Kent in my life.

Like, he's seen Bruce Wayne interact with a child once and immediately fell in love with the guy. Now his bedroom walls are plastered with posters and he follows several social media accounts focused on capturing pictures of Bruce with kids and/or animals etc. He defends Bruce to anyone, no matter the antics he gets up to and it has become a bit of a running gag around the office.

Then, one day, Cat is out sick and someone jokingly suggests Clark should cover the gala in her stead, seeing as Bruce Wayne will be there and maybe this'll be Clark's shot to finally get his man? To everyone's surprise, Perry really does assign the gala coverage to Clark, who spends the days leading up to the event in a state somewhere between absolute panic and ultimate bliss.

But when the day finally arrives, Bruce doesn't show.

Of course Clark does his job and interviews everyone there (yes, even Lex Luthor) but a part of him spends all night waiting for Bruce to crash the party late, like he so often does.

Eventually, Clark gives up hope and it's shortly after that, that he stumbles upon one of the children dragged along to the event by their parents. Because apparently someone thought a charity gala was a good environment for an eight year old. The parents are nowhere in sight and the child is close to tears, so Clark makes it his mission to cheer the little girl up, regaling her with stories from his upbringing on a Kansas farm while he searches the crowd for her family.

With Clark thus occupied, he doesn't notice Bruce Wayne finally making his appearance for the night. But Bruce definitely notices him. The gentle giant who's all kind smiles and corny jokes... Until he finds the girl's parents. Uncaring of the fact that he's here on a job and that these people are richer than any one person should be and could easily sue him into oblivion, he takes them aside, fire in his eyes, and tears them a new one for losing track of their kid like this. Anything could have happened to her and maybe the readers of the Daily Planet would like to know about that? After all, how reliable and trustworthy could a company whose CEOs won't even look after their own daughter really be?

Bruce is immediately smitten. The passive-aggressive lecture and subtle threats - not to mention the broad shoulders and handsome face - are incredibly attractive to him and he wastes no time cornering the man afterwards.

Clark, who is so starstruck by the mere sight of Bruce coming towards him that he loses the ability to speak, nearly faints when Bruce just straight up shoves his tongue into his mouth. They end up in one of the coat rooms and Clark thinks that's it, just a one night stand. It sucks that he won't see Bruce again, but the night was amazing and at least he has the memory to treasure, right?

He thinks that right up until he gets to work the next day and two dozen red roses are waiting for him on his desk. There's a handwritten card nestled inbetween the petals and on it is the name of a restaurant along with a date and time. It's signed by Bruce.

And that is how Clark gets together with his celebrity crush.

[losergirl-boyfriend]

I miss Johnny Life Eater

[stillnotsquashed]

Damian: Out of respect for the Robin name, I have been researching the person who originated it: Mary Grayson (nee Lloyd). Bruce: Oh, find anything good? Damian: Were you aware she had a criminal record? Bruce: Yes. Tim: Of course. I have a copy of it at home. Jason: I mean I didn't. But I'm not surprised. Damian: Why not? Jason: Because I've met her son. I imagine Mary Grayson was involved in every anti-authoritarian protest she came across on her travels. What I would be more interested in is learning exactly what Janet Drake was up to to create Master Stalker over there.

[saywhat-politics]

Researchers say the Trump administration is finding new ways to punish science

Even with federal grants largely restored, scientists say the Trump administration is still preventing those funds from reaching them. The c

Standing in his laboratory, Harvard professor Sean Eddy gazes at a row of vacant work stations. More than a year ago, this lab was filled with over a dozen researchers. On a given day they might be working independently on analyzing genomic sequencing or gathered around the group table, drinking coffee and helping each other troubleshoot questions about genomic data from different species.

Now, after his funding was terminated under the Trump administration, the computer screens are gone and the room is silent. He's one of the last people left.

" Seeing these labs empty — this is not the way it's supposed to be," he says. "This was a very vibrant lab."

[bat-bleed]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[devonghabi]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[enigmaris]

Danny Kills the Joker AU

Danny is on the run in gotham, as you do in dpxdc fics. His parents are dead and he is trying to stay out of Vlad's custody. Gotham has plenty of ectoplasm to hide his ecto signature. It also has a high enough population of homeless people that no one would even notice Danny just showing up.

He's been living rough in gotham, mostly sticking to Crime Alley and The Narrows, sleeping in abandoned buildings or in relatively clean parts of the sewer system. He eats what he can find and does his best never to be seen.

Not good enough since he along with like 30 other street kids get picked up by joker goons and tied up. Joker is planning an explosive party for the city to watch and he needed guests. Joker literally set up bombs of joker gas around the city that will go off and send the entire city into pandemonium, killing millions. The only way to stop the bombs is to kill his guests (homeless kids from Crime Alley) which the city can vote on. Kill themselves or kill kids.

Danny is sitting at the edge of the group, listening as Joker televises his new plan to the entire city.

He really, really hates clowns.

He is also not gonna let this guy kill all of these kids. He may not be a hero anymore but those protection instincts didnt die with his parents.

And also fuck that clown.

He phases through his bonds, and then starts asking the various kids to borrow their hat, gloves, and scarf. Gotham street kids take one look at this out of town kid and mentally wish him luck while planning out his funeral. They keep on acting terrified because as stupid as this kid is being, they're not snitches either.

Danny puts on the borrowed clothes to hide his face and hair. He can't be identified, or Vlad is gonna be on his ass tomorrow. Once fully covered he gets up and into view of the camera. The Joker notices him, turns around to laugh and jeer at him. Probably shoot him for being impolite and interrupting him. Danny doesnt even pause just walks right up to the clown and coldcocks him.

Based on the sound of bones snapping Danny admits he might have punched a little too hard. Danny checks the Jokers pulse and immediately panics. Danny has Batman levels of fear around killing and he is panicking about becoming Dan.

"Holy Shit I killed him!" He says, to the entire city because the camera is still rolling.

Cue:

Danny running for his life, trying to hide away from his fear and guilt.

Red Hood becoming like his dad and drawing up mental adoption papers

Harley Quinn also drawing up adoption papers, paper ones, while Poison Ivy changes their home's 'no boys allowed' banner to 'son boy allowed'

Jokers goons trying to find Danny to kill him for killing their boss

City wide pandemonium as the jokers death is confirmed and people are partying in the streets, the mayor is planning on giving the street kid who did it the key to the fucking city

The batfam trying to find Danny to protect him from Jokers Goons (Bruce is third in line for custody not that he knows he is gonna have to fight both Harley and Jason for the honor)

The crime alley kids are still not snitching on the kid who saved them. Anyone who asks them about Danny only respond with 'what are you a cop? Fuck off pig'

Vlad Masters, as someone who has been punched by Danny, immediately recognizes the punch and flies to Gotham to find his wayward 'son'.

Vlad even meets with Brucie Wayne to ask for help in finding Danny. Bruce gets bad vibes from Vlad and is even more invested in finding Danny. The boy has dark hair, blue eyes, and a tragic orphan backstory. Its fate!

Danny meanwhile is hiding in some sewer somewhere breathing into a paper bag as he panics about becoming a world ending threat.

[astecea-rae]

wake up babe new ship symbol just dropped

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Excuse me, Mr. Wayne? May I have a moment of your time?

Bruce: I always have time for the paparazzi, especially one as good looking as you. *winks*

Danny: Ew

Bruce: Excuse me?

Danny panic: Oh, did I saw that outloud? Oops, my bad, that was supposed to be a inside thought. I haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately, not since I got my new job so please forgive my lack of filter.

Bruce: ....

Danny: Anyway, I was wondering if you would be willing to have a small conversation with the kid I nanny. He's a real big fan

Bruce: You're a nanny?

Danny: Yes, sir, just started five months ago with the Drakes. Speaking of which this is Tim.

Tim:

Bruce: Is he alright?

Danny: Yeah he's just like a huge fan. I think he likes your company stocks? His room is covered in different stock rates. He has your company on conspiracy board and follows every raise and fall like its a sport team. He was really excited about the branch in Hong Kong.

Bruce: Oh well thank you for your support son. Say, Mr...?

Danny: Fenton.

Bruce: Mr. Fenton, how exactly has your job as a nanny for a nine year old prevented you from sleeping?

Danny: Tim breaks out of his room to roam Gotham at night trying to take pictures of Batman. It usually takes me until 3 or 4 am to find him and wrestle him back to the Drake residence.

Bruce:.....nothing could have prepared me for that answer.

Danny: Yeah, that was my reaction the first time I saw him hot wire the car so he could drive over to the Batman and Robing fight against Killer Croc three months ago.

Bruce: He stole the car?!

Danny sadly: He stole the car.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Are you aware Bruce Wayne has a thing for you?

Clark: What? No way he does.

Danny: Yeah, why do you think he's glaring at me right now? He's jealous of how much I've been chatting with you.

Clark: He always looks like that.

Danny: No, he doesn't. Everyone knows Bruce Wayne is the friendliest most prince charming man around! And that, is not the look of Gotham's Prince.

Clark: Oh yeah....I forget people think that about him....

Danny: Pardon?

Clark: Nevermind. Look, Bruce does not have feelings for me.

Danny: *sigh* I guess it's going to be a long difficult road of love for Mr.Wayne.

Meanwhile across the gala hall:

Dick: Sheesh, B. Reel it in. The guy is going to notice.

Bruce: Oh no, was I being obvious?

Tim: Extremely. Literally every time he looked over here, you were staring.

Bruce: Blast!

Jason: If it makes you feel better, only those who know you would know that is the face you make when you have a crush. Everyone else would think you're planning their downfall.

Bruce: What? Really?

Damian: Yes, Father. It's a bad habit. Your face loses all emotions, like the edge of a freshly sharpened blade, whenever you stare at those you are infatuated with. My mother found it attractive, but she was raised to be a killer all her life. That man is likely terrified.

Bruce: What am going to do!? He just makes me so nervous I panic!

Dick: Just, calm down and go talk to Mr. Fenton! Its not like you have no experience- Damian is living proof of that

Bruce: He was an accident!

Damian: Why do you forsaken me, Father?

Bruce: Sorry. I mean, look everyone else I've been with has always been physical only or connected in some way to my night job. Never has it been about feelings and a civilian. Especially Clark's childhood friend.

Steph: Can I offer some advice?

Bruce: Please

Steph: Stop bing a bitch and go talk to him before another fine piece of ass steals him away.

Cass: Well said, well said.

Bruce: I- okay I'll talk to him.

Tim: Looking like that?

Bruce: What's wrong with my outfit?!

Tim: Your clothes are fine. Its your face. B you look like your about to grab brace knuckles and break his face.

Dick: I can hear the fight music

Jason: *waery sigh* We're never getting a step parent. We'll be half orphans for the rest of our lives.

Damian: Its a shame. I could have gotten that man at the alter weeks ago.

Dick: Oh? How?

Damian: Simple. Watch. *screams* MY LEG. MY LEG. HELP. I ACCIDENTALLY STABBED MYSELF WITH MY STEAK KNIFE.

Danny pushing theough the gathering crowd: I'm a doctor! Let me through!

Damian muttering: When he comes over here to stop my bleeding you invite him to dinner as a thank you, Father. The rest of you, get a form of contact to take him out to dinner for saving your baby brother and then plan encounters in public. We're going to make him want kids.

Tim: You absolute mad lad, this is a great idea.

Bruce: NO!? WHY DID YOU STAB YOURSELF?!

Dick: Now hold on, B. This could work. Thats how Damian helped me and Kori get together.

Bruce: WHAT?!

Damian: They call me Knife Cupid for a reason Father. I'm seven for seven in success rates.

Bruce: You've done this SEVEN TIMES?!

[topoceankitty]

@whatcoloristhatcat

this is mine and my brother's baby! her name is Virginia and we have no idea what to call her coloring plz help

further info we have: we're around 30℅ sure that she has at least SOME Norwegian forest cat (which is more certainly than any other breed we can think of). other than that, she had just followed my dad and brother home from a bike ride and never left.

[alien-slushie]

[During a BatFam Camping Trip]

Jason: Where the hell have you been?

Tim, casually: Found a hot guy in the woods, we hung out for a bit.

Steph: Okay so we all agree that guy was not human and was probably a werewolf, or fae, or something, right?

Bruce: Yup.

Dick: Oh 100%.

Damian, scoffing: Figures.

Duke: Nothing we do can ever be normal.

Barbra: Either way, I'm pretty sure someone owns Tim now.

Bruce, sighing: Great.

Tim: I am 100% okay with Danny owning me.

Batfam as a whole: *facepalm*

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[didy414]

it's mermay!!!

[iguanodonwildman]

Hey! Just a reminder! AO3 does NOT have an app. This garbage was made by theives who steal fan artist’s work and sell it back to you.

“Oh, but it’s free!” There are ads. They are making money off of this. They are stealing from the creators you love and you are hurting those same creators if you use this app or any similar app.

Don’t use it. Report it at every opportunity.