Tina: Oh, I thought we were doing takeout on the risers. We could have gone to a real restaurant.
Artie: I was feeling nostalgic. I wanted to relive our Tuesday lunches. How are you doing?
Tina: Eh, I know you think I'm crazy for proposing to Mike, but it's a little hard seeing all these fun, exciting things happening to your friends and not getting a little jealous. I mean, look at Kurt and Blaine and how spontaneous they were and how everything just worked out. I wish just for once that could be me.
Artie: No one loves being alone. I know I don't, but I also know you can't just force yourself to be in a relationship to avoid it. That's how you miss out on finding the perfect person for you. I mean, if you hadn't dumped me, you never would have started dating Mike.
Tina: Uhh, excuse me? You broke up with me.
Tina: Because I had a fake stutter?
Artie: Stop, that is not what happened at all. I never would have broken up with you. You're awesome!
Tina: Ugh, I'm sure I'll be fine being alone forever.
Artie: Tina, your problem is that you always worry too much. You're not going to spend forever alone.
Tina: How can you be so sure?
Artie: How about this? Let's make a pact. If we're both not married by 30, we'll marry each other.
Tina: Oh my god Artie, yes!
Artie: We love each other, our chemistry is undeniable, and our kids are pretty much guaranteed to get into every single preschool.
Tina: Okay, I officially accept your proposal to be your back-up fiancée. How romantic!
Artie: I think everyone needs a little more Tartie in their lives.
Artie: Look at us, already putting the other person first, the sign of a healthy relationship.
Tina: Here's to always having someone amazing to roll with it.
Artie: And as we know, no one rolls better than me.
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