It’s Hammer Time

Too hot for you? The one and only Torbjörn from Overwatchspeaks

[torbjornspeaks]

Do ya think a nail says ouch when I hit it with a hammer? asking for a friend

[penbwl]

Hunting for shrooms with ur robot son and his bird friend

[torbjornspeaks]

Ohh I love this!!

[wildissylunas]

"Mercy's parental figures where Ana, Jack and Gabe-"

YOU PUT SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT OF TORBJÖRN AND INGRID LINDHOLM'S NAMES OR I SWEAR TO GOD-

[torbjornspeaks]

ANGELA WAS MY DAUGHTER TOO!! WE MAY NOT BE ACTUAL PARENTS OF HERS BUT WE LOVED HER JUST AS MUCH!!!

[willo-ly]

Reposting some silly old pieces from twitter.

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Tank

[torbjornspeaks]

You know, if I really start to thinking about it. I probably am a walking HR violation…maybe even OSHA

[pinpintedoodle]

grandpa!

[torbjornspeaks]

I just want to tell you I love this. I don’t always get to be around Siebren but he’s a fun guy once you get to know him. He can also build one mean sand castle!!

[torbjornspeaks]

Every time I see your blog on my dash it's like the gods have sent me rain after many years of hard drought. You're my favorite blog on here and the only overwatch content worth staying for. Hope you're doing well!!

//////I just saw this I’m so sorry! i am doing well! Joined speaks when I was 17 and I think I’m the only blog still kicking every once in and while after these 7 years!! I have fallen out of Overwatch (that game has gone money hungry) but I still love my angry short boy!!

[spiritboundtwins]

[michaelnordeman]

Winter in the Skärholmen perennial garden. Stockholm, Södermanland, Sweden (January 26, 2014).

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[torbjornspeaks]

I have found a new song that I love!

[torbjornspeaks]

Just when I thought one Australian walking around yellin’ wasn’t enough, WE GET ANOTHER ONE! @junkratspeaks

[torbjornspeaks]

Just came across the other day, had to blow of the dust of course haha! It wasn’t too bad actually! I’m not really a ‘country’ person myself but this has the right amount for me! Though it does make me think what if our very own Jack went through what Ga-Reaper went through instead? Soldier 76 gone talon? Brrrughh no thank you

[dinodaddy-deactivated20221014]

[sculien]

i love one (1) idiot rat boy

[torbjornspeaks]

I have more muscle than that scrawny boy!

[worldcircus]

[batboyjones-deactivated20230110]

Wanted to challenge myself by drawing torbjorn! He was surprisingly more fun than expected and I'm so proud of the outcome!

[torbjornspeaks]

It’s so beautiful, I love it!!

[chromatocloo]

1, 2, 3… 8 grandchildren!

Ko-fi reward for @batghostgirlfan, who requested Torbjorn showing his photo album to Bastion.

If you are interested in Ko-fi rewards, you can find more info right here ☕️ʕ•̤́ᴥ•̤̀❀ʔ

[torbjornspeaks]

I LOVE THIS HAHA! While it’s taken me a bit to warm up to the big kid, they really love the idea of family. I suppose it’s the right thing to do if I help them learn, right?