✗ that 70′s show starters ✗
just a bunch of quotes from that 70′s show since i’m currently watching it! some were changed to fit this, so please feel free to alter them further to fit your needs!
❝ cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake ❞
❝ how could i make this worse? ❞
❝ the jedi mind trick doesn’t work in real life, dink. ❞
❝ man, time really flies when you take two naps a day. ❞
❝ i’m not loving anybody that i’m not legally required to ❞
❝ they want to kill rock n’ roll because they know it makes us horny, man! ❞
❝ you know what your problem is? i’m too good looking ❞
❝ the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood ❞
❝ i would love car sex. or just sex. or just a car. ❞
❝ i’m like ketchup, i go good on everything. ❞
❝ are you sober? ❞ ❝ no, aquarius. ❞
❝ don’t put me in your fantasies, i don’t even like being in your real life. ❞
❝ if this is about maturity, then i want nothing to do with it ❞
❝ a wedding without a trampoline - that’s crazy talk ❞
❝ i will make you sorry you were ever born. ❞ ❝ well, for your information, i’m already sorry i was ever born. ❞
❝ i don’t love people. i love camaros, zeppelin, and french fries, in that order. ❞
❝ and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream! ❞
❝ i was never really happy, i was just less pissed off ❞
❝ when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞
❝ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die ❞
❝ i can’t count on much in this crazy world, but i can always count on you ❞
❝ if i was a bird, i’d fly into a ceiling fan ❞
❝ i’m going to go out, meet some boys, and crush their hearts one by one ❞
❝ well, my head says no, but my heart says no ❞
❝ we have breaking news - i’m toasted! ❞
❝ i am liking you more and more ❞
❝ can we please talk about how hungry and horny i am? ❞
❝ well, i’m kind of glad there’s not a window in here. i probably would’ve jumped out of it. ❞
❝ i’m not doing anything else for men today ❞
❝ the person i love most is me. if i could run across the beach into my own arms i would ❞
❝ what did i tell you about calling your sister the devil? ❞ ❝ that it’s offensive to the devil ❞
❝ we’re in this together ❞
❝ and i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes ❞
❝ i cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth ❞
❝ i have a definite opinion on this - i don’t care ❞