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I can’t put my finger on the energy of this gif but it’s Powerful
why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice
Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.
rice man approves
Slap that rice. Slap it good. Slap that ricebag just like you should.
we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this
*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*
are you going to make shoelaces as well
is there a joke i’m missing here
why would he make shoelaces
so we don’t have to steal them from the president
Bad addition to an already bad post
thank you that was my intention.
I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control
anyone want to shoot me
QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK
STOP
Surviving the 2018 Tumblr purge like
this is a farely recent post but it has an ancient tumblr vibe to it
Ancient tumblr resurface after the purge
Tumblr: the reawakening
Someone quick add John Mulaney
Quick, someone add some Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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Thank you to the Steven Universe community for saying such positive things about this scene, we thought you might like to see the pencil test. These are the shots from “Change Your Mind” that I animated and that Kendra @bcakesbaxter tied down. Thank you Rebecca for letting us be a part of your beautiful show. Thanks to our Drew @poseidonsbitch for scanning it all.
Thank you James!!! Thank you Kendra!!! Such an incredible honor to work with you on this. Thank you forever.
they should make more catgirls tbh
and flood the market????? do you want to be responsible for catgirl inflation?????
I think catgirl inflation is already a thing on some sites.
The HD graphics really make it that much funnier that we all know Oddish is gonna wreck his shit
So I’ve been seeing this sentiment in the comments pretty often so lemme just break it down.
These are Oddish’s base stats.
Nothing too impressive overall, but pay attention to that high Special attack stat.
These are Onix’s stats.
And his weaknesses
For all his size, Onix has great defense, which makes sense. However, his Special defense is horrible and he doesn’t have enough HP for that high defense to matter much this early in the game.
The only damaging attack my Oddish had at this point was absorb, a base 20 power Special Attack. Usually, not that great. However, due to Onix’s nonexistent HP and a lack of Special Defense, and the fact that it is 4x weak to grass moves, that pathetic little absorb, from this tiny radish, fucking obliterated that rock snake in one hit.
It wasn’t even a fight. Oddish just flexed all over Brock’s life. Oddish did the equivalent of a fortnite dance on Onix’s fainted body.
Minotaur is not a species
The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.
KYLETAUR
SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THE KYLETAUR
You’re almost right, OP. However, I regret to inform you all that the original story of the Minotaur is profusely more messed up than that. Because I have to live with this knowledge, so will you.
Minos, while competing for the throne, prayed for Poseidon to send him a snow white bull as a sign of support. Y’know, as one does.
Poseidon was chill about it, and sent along the aforementioned bull, under the condition that Minos sacrifice it to him afterwards. HOWEVER, Minos decided to be a little shit, and kept the bull instead, too enamored with its beauty to kill it.
Alright, buckle up, because this is where the fucked up shit starts to happen. It’s really not for the faint of heart.
As punishment for going back on his word, Poseidon caused Minos’s wife, Pasiphae, to fall madly in love with it. Yes, the bull. Imagine being this poor woman, suddenly overcome with rapturous lust for a piece of swole-looking livestock.
You already see where this is going, but it’s even worse than you’re picturing.
Pasiphae commissioned Daedalus – the famed inventor and father of Icarus – to make a hollow wooden cow, and climbed inside of it to get some of that prized bovine cock. You really have to admire her ingenuity.
Nine months later, out pops the Minotaur.
So, again, OP was half right. The Minotaur is named after Minos – literally translating to Minos’s bull – but not because Minos is his father. Minos is his nerdy stepfather who got cucked by a bull.
Enjoy living with this knowledge, like I’ve had to ever since reading that myth at the age of twelve.
Maybe as penance, I’ll draw the Kyletaur.
every time i write out a sad post and then delete it my power increases by 2 but my health bar decreases by 3
Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.
What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.
OP This is a dangerously powerful statement
y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic
We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.
You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.
Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.
you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy
Aaaaand this is why men must stifle ourselves. Warriors must suppress their feelings for fear of being seen as psychotic.
please get help like on the real, forreal, no jokes, get help
@warriormale shut this fool down
Warriors hate war!
We hate it!
We go to war to defend the nation, a nation in peril.
Men die in war. They shed their blood and die defending their country.
Warriors don’t glorify war.
Warriors are not beasts.
Warriors are Men with feelings.
Warriors are human!
Warriors are fighters, trained with fight skills, with trained and conditioned bodies, imbued with the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect.
Warriors are in full possession of their Manhood, deserving to be shown Respect.
They defend and protect their nation.
Always show Respect!
WarriorMale
venom knew they could trust eddie as soon as the two of them merged together bcus venom searched tom hardy’s memories and saw him help save all those lesbians in mad max fury road
what is the truth
they’re married you asshole
u right, my bad
thats their lesbian daughter
Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter
id like to thank the venom fandom, the true last bastion of nsfw fanart on this hellsite. ive been here for like seven years and its just so fitting that the last explosion of horny art, the last gasp if you will, was lovingly rendered monsterfucking slime tenderly jacking off its host, tom hardy
thank you its been an honor
please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white
it’s damaging and alienating
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