Doctor Tori Cable

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[toriicable]

i swore i’d never return to tumblr but whatever here i am i guess

doctor tori cable, 28, senior resident, future neurosurgeon, and part time mechanic

[toriicable]

the copy machine is sentient in neuro. it reads emotion and reacts accordingly.

too happy? replace ink

angry? paper jam

can’t even get rid of it because it’s every printer. printers are the closest to anthropomorphism than any other technology.

i don’t trust them.

[florianflower]

// ooc

General psa because of the amount of hate I have been seeing some accts get...

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE CHARACTER AND THE REAL PERSON BEHIND IT..

THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE ACCOUNTS ARE AFFECTED BY SAY A DEATH THREAT OR A KYS MESSAGE!!

YOURE RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE BY SENDING HATEFUL SHIT TO SOMEONE FOR THEIR CHARACTER!!!

[toriicable]

what a weekend! it’s always so nice to visit my family mother’s day weekend.

thank you for coming to new york with me, i love you @nightshift-braids 😘😘😘💕

[nightshift-braids]

any time baby! I had a blast 💗💗😍😘😘

thank you for bringing me along!

[toriicable]

it’s always fun kidnapping you 😘

[toriicable]

what a weekend! it’s always so nice to visit my family mother’s day weekend.

thank you for coming to new york with me, i love you @nightshift-braids 😘😘😘💕

[orthoshark]

//OOC: Quick reminder: this space is meant to be fun, collaborative, and respectful.

Hate, harassment, or any kind of negative messages or asks directed at any blog, OC, canon, or AU, will not be tolerated here. There are real people behind these accounts, and that should be treated with a basic level of decency.

If you can’t interact without being disrespectful, don’t interact at all.

Kindly keep any and all hate to yourself.

[toriicable]

ah yes, the joys of day shift

[jddarcy]

had to tell a patient about the importance of wearing padding while skateboarding…

like i wear it anyway

[toriicable]

hey so let’s not do that, i do not want you as a patient.

you’d bite me

[jddarcy]

i plead the fifth

[toriicable]

not at all how that works. you just implicated yourself in the first post.

i hope you know you’d be a horrible client if i was a lawyer

[jddarcy]

so what you’re saying is that you’d still defend me

[toriicable]

…sigh

yes, i would.

but please wear a helmet, even tony hawk or whoever wears one

[jddarcy]

had to tell a patient about the importance of wearing padding while skateboarding…

like i wear it anyway

[toriicable]

hey so let’s not do that, i do not want you as a patient.

you’d bite me

[jddarcy]

i plead the fifth

[toriicable]

not at all how that works. you just implicated yourself in the first post.

i hope you know you’d be a horrible client if i was a lawyer

[jddarcy]

had to tell a patient about the importance of wearing padding while skateboarding…

like i wear it anyway

[toriicable]

hey so let’s not do that, i do not want you as a patient.

you’d bite me

[toriicable]

normalize just loudly booing shitty men in public. online shaming isn’t enough, i need them to know that they suck in real life too.

[luckyribb0n]

Eugh.. why would a man be there???

[toriicable]

real 😞

[nurse-shelbee]

huh, woke up on the couch this morning. could have sworn i went to sleep in my bed.

[toriicable]

hey so this is actually sleepwalking, wayne is right. neuro consult…?

[nurse-shelbee]

i don’t need a neuro consult for sleepwalking, that’s ridiculous

[toriicable]

ok but you said that you haven’t done it in a few years, is it episodic? i’m asking as a friend.

[nurse-shelbee]

huh, woke up on the couch this morning. could have sworn i went to sleep in my bed.

[toriicable]

hey so this is actually sleepwalking, wayne is right. neuro consult…?

[gloriaisalwayswatching]

To: Attending and Resident Physicians, Medical Students, Nursing Staff, Security Staff, Administration and Support Staff

Subject: Urgent: Security Breach Involving Impersonation of Medical Staff and Unauthorized Patient Care

Message Sent with High Importance

Good morning staff,

I have been made aware of a significant breach in security this weekend, which lasted no fewer than five hours and endangered no fewer than three patients. This incident also involved a high-profile patient, which poses notable public relations and legal risk to our hospital.

During what should have been a routine imaging delay, said patient was left unaccompanied long enough to acquire hospital scrubs, after which he proceeded to convincingly—if not competently—impersonate a member of our medical team. 

Reports confirm he entered multiple restricted areas and performed at least one unauthorized intervention in the emergency department. While I am relieved to note that the outcome was not catastrophic, “not catastrophic” is not the benchmark to which this institution aspires.

Equally concerning are credible accounts that he issued what can only be described as a cross-border abduction threat toward a medical resident. I should not have to clarify that neither involuntary relocation nor amateur medical procedures fall within hospital policy. 

Effective immediately, all departments are to review patient supervision protocols. Further reminders on badge security, staff identification, and the general inadvisability of allowing unlicensed individuals to practice medicine will follow.

Regards,

Gloria Underwood, MD

Chief Medical Officer, Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center

[toriicable]

tragically missed cinco de mayo bc i was doing a surgery but it’s ok we had fun with it in the OR

[nurse-shelbee]

i feel like it’s a bit of a joke that i work in healthcare and i have emetophobia

[toriicable]

honestly fair. i’ve got a thing about teeth and doing head x-rays on kids and all their extra teeth— always freaky as fuck