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@wvmerrick

Wayne Merrick - Neurology R1 (RP Pitt OC account)

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Wayne Merrick - 31YO - formerly attending pediatrician - Now neurology R1 at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center.

Tumblr is fun.

#ooc post #the pitt rp #the pitt roleplay #da pitt

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Happy pride month to all the queer people who don’t get to celebrate. To the ones that are experiencing their first pride, whether young or old. To the people who have found themselves, and to the ones who are still on that journey. Happy pride month to trans women and trans men alike, to the people that fall in between, to the people that experience neither. Happy pride month to the people who have to sit through sermon after sermon, who have to hide some part of themselves; this month is for you too.

You are loved and appreciated and seen, not just this month, but every month. Celebrate however you need to. Your community is big, and bright, and loud, and always waiting when you need. Take a deep breath, we’re halfway to where we need to be. You made it this far, keep holding on.

I'm honestly happy I got out of pediatrics.

this isn’t funny i’m not made for the heat

Hold up, let me shop some stuff and then I'll go see you.

very dear to me, these two🥰☺️

@ogilviej @wvmerrick

Right back at you, honey.

When there’s a power outage and you’re sitting on your bed with your phone as a flashlight & emotional support book on your lap

And you’re playing the real life version of fnaf 4 but the animatronics are probably just the random noises the wind is making <3

thinking of creating a band if any1 wanna join?

My two basses, three guitars and I have been waiting for this moment for YEARS

i got a drum set a couple of guitars and too many amps to count,,, so what im hearing is pitt band???

Pitt band!!!

thinking of creating a band if any1 wanna join?

My two basses, three guitars and I have been waiting for this moment for YEARS

I love loving women and men like put me in the middle best of both worlds

huh, woke up on the couch this morning. could have sworn i went to sleep in my bed.

hey so this is actually sleepwalking, wayne is right. neuro consult…?

i don’t need a neuro consult for sleepwalking, that’s ridiculous

ok but you said that you haven’t done it in a few years, is it episodic? i’m asking as a friend.

honestly it goes away, i don’t sleep walk every night. it’s not that bad.

"It's not that bad" Until it is. Several breathing disorders, GERD, and even parkinson's can all cause sleepwalking.

huh, woke up on the couch this morning. could have sworn i went to sleep in my bed.

You sleepwalk.

i haven’t sleepwalked in years.

We don't move you.

Maybe it's a ghost.

ghosts aren’t real

I was being sarcastic.

huh, woke up on the couch this morning. could have sworn i went to sleep in my bed.

You sleepwalk.

i haven’t sleepwalked in years.

We don't move you.

Maybe it's a ghost.

huh, woke up on the couch this morning. could have sworn i went to sleep in my bed.

You sleepwalk.

gloriaisalwayswatching

To: Attending and Resident Physicians, Medical Students, Nursing Staff, Security Staff, Administration and Support Staff

Subject: Urgent: Security Breach Involving Impersonation of Medical Staff and Unauthorized Patient Care

Message Sent with High Importance

Good morning staff,

I have been made aware of a significant breach in security this weekend, which lasted no fewer than five hours and endangered no fewer than three patients. This incident also involved a high-profile patient, which poses notable public relations and legal risk to our hospital.

During what should have been a routine imaging delay, said patient was left unaccompanied long enough to acquire hospital scrubs, after which he proceeded to convincingly—if not competently—impersonate a member of our medical team.

Reports confirm he entered multiple restricted areas and performed at least one unauthorized intervention in the emergency department. While I am relieved to note that the outcome was not catastrophic, “not catastrophic” is not the benchmark to which this institution aspires.

Equally concerning are credible accounts that he issued what can only be described as a cross-border abduction threat toward a medical resident. I should not have to clarify that neither involuntary relocation nor amateur medical procedures fall within hospital policy.

Effective immediately, all departments are to review patient supervision protocols. Further reminders on badge security, staff identification, and the general inadvisability of allowing unlicensed individuals to practice medicine will follow.

Regards,

Gloria Underwood, MD

Chief Medical Officer, Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center

#things like this make me miss the ED

Tag yourself, I’m slut. @justyellwilliams is gay and his fiancé is probably big dick

From all things I did NOT expect to see this first thing in the morning.

Abortion (I was disinherited) 👍

Lowkey that’s a mood though

It was for being trans so yes 👍

Sucks for your parents cause you seem vv cool

Same goes to you, Jack

I am glad you decided to join us, Wayne. I've seen your work and it will be a pleasure to have you on my team.

- @doctorliukang

Thank you, Doctor. I'm looking forward to it.

Tag yourself, I’m slut. @justyellwilliams is gay and his fiancé is probably big dick

From all things I did NOT expect to see this first thing in the morning.

Abortion (I was disinherited) 👍

Lowkey that’s a mood though

It was for being trans so yes 👍

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