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[mandragora-queen]

this is just a pinned post for the twt refugees

pc is currently broken and i'm kinda burnt out on ffxiv atm anyway. still occasionally reblogging stuff tho

[graveweaver]

Haurchefant!! [ x ]

[saanphoenix-deactivated20260411]

I'm sorry. I'm just. The Audience for one Zenos yae Galvus. Right from the beginning.

Yes. Cut a man down because he's a coward. Call that shit out. Show no mercy. One-shot enemies on the battlefield. Cut through a magical barrier with your sheer might.

I will never forget running up to you, stabbing you with my lance, and then watching your health move exactly one pixel and me going, "Uh-oh," but trying to kill you anyway. Or you calling me pathetic, leading me to want a rematch. Immediately. Right now. You get back here, you bitch, I ain't through with you!

Complaining that you're cheating in the second fight, as if I don't descend onto other enemies like a tactical nuke from high orbit on the regular.

Those were the days. Come back, bestie. No one tests my reflexes as well as you.

[lilyofthevalleycaughtintherain]

watch out Estinien. Tataru is a level 100 mafia boss.

[dovalore]

midgardsormr and the first beans

[chaobunnyarts]

FFXIV drinks--full set!

[wol-questions]

Is your WoL doing the Moonfire Faire jump puzzle, or are they more the type to be chilling on the beach?

[entropic-introspection]

The thing they don’t tell you about FFXIV is that it does irreparable harm to your speech

Not just the Ye Olde English pronouns, not just thinking “malm” and “onze” are perfectly acceptable terms

It’s the very real and present desire to just go “Piss off, kupo” in the absolute worst moments

[dreaminhisheart]

the people have spoken. they like fantasy swearing

[hersheyfont]

BY THE FURY

[chryza]

Hey guys! REMEMBER YOUR ABCs!

A dds!

B elly!

C hains!

That one guy who didn’t get shrunk before standing in the puddle and now is dead

Voting ended onMay 17, 2024

[chryza]

I don’t think you guys are very good at this game

[chryza]

They’re not even getting vored they’re just getting ripped apart like a particularly unfortunate tennis ball

[uldahstreetrat]

I have another little poll for my FFXIV fellows

wall to wall pulling?

rude to wall to wall

rude to NOT wall to wall

Voting ended onNov 5, 2023

and I'll add a little context: this isn't trying to figure out which is like, "more correct" to do as a tank, I'm just curious where the general vibe is - cause my sister grew up playing WoW where, in her circles, it was usually considered rude to pull wall to wall. now XIV is obviously a very different game, but coming to this mmo and seeing folks (admittedly usually DPS players) say that it's rude not to wall to wall is just interesting to me

I do think in the end its up to the tank and the healer, especially if one or both is a sprout, but its been interesting to see just how... worked up some people really get over it

[haunted-xander]

How awkward do you think it is for Thancred 'Former Playboy' Waters to explain that no, my daughter is not a result of sleeping around- stop looking at me like that she's adopted

[kingofreddragons]

Lahabrea, transformed

[c-dra]

just some toads

[uldahnprincess]

Everytime I hear this, I gain a inch

[voidsentprinces]

[spadegeistalt]

Extra Sketch: New 6.5 gear looks like something Krile specifically would wear, as such I present Krile-- in said gear (I know it's copium, plz show us CG Krile next trailer, YoshiP orz)

[arcanobabble]

i'm not making fun of this awesome song i'm making fun of my own inability to make out lyrics

[stormclaws]