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these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
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Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
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oh my fuckning
UNMUTE THIS
I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is
it’s ok sun i would hate earth too
YOU hate anthony fauci for telling you to get a vaccine
I hate anthony fauci for lying about airborne spread (when we had ample evidence that it was not droplet-only months before they changed any guidelines, and they never adequately explained it even after they did so, so now people still think social distancing will adequately prevent infection), lying about how bad things still were because "we need to go back to work", declaring the pandemic over as people are still dying to this day, going back on his words about when we should let up on precautions (below 10K daily infections; we're still at roughly 200K infections per day as of July 27th and we're not even in a "wave" rn) because it was inconvenient to the back-to-work narrative, and misleading healthcare professionals about proper precautions in the name of shortages meanwhile I know people firsthand who had to fight with their employers to be allowed to use reusable respirator masks with filters that were abundantly available (unlike regular disposable N95s at the time) (see below cut)
we are not the same.
i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.
someone who's confused but who's got the spirit has the best thing, which is respect. the other stuff is secondary. I'd take someone who's messing up but doing their best to treat me respectfully any day over someone who's using the right words to do me wrong.
i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to hold! a hand!!!!!
hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you
Don't trust your feelings past 9pm, that's how they sneak up on ya
Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.
the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
"transmasculine nonbinary people" and "transfeminine nonbinary people" with no mention of transneutral nonbinary people is creating a binary, actually.
and no, these categories don't include intersex people.
"This system, that has only two options where EVERYBODY must fall over isnt a binary actually"
Ok so?? Do You not know what binary means or????
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
Why are you more protective of a hypothetical cis woman than a hypothetical trans man?
Or assuming that either needs your protection?
Coming back to this, I decided to browse tags, and, well...
Over 50% of trans men and nonbinary people assigned female have experienced sexual assault.
Trans people in the USA are about 3 times more likely than cis women to struggle accessing abortion related healthcare following abortion bans.
Trans and intersex people are at least twice as likely to attempt a self managed abortion than cis women.
And, I don't have a link at hand, but pregnancy has been used as a tool of forced detransition.
Y'all shut the fuck up.