FATE is an ELEGANT; cold hearted WHORE

yeah she enjoys NOTHING MORE.  older!dipper&bill cipher

[tortillatree]

[ everyone is surprised by something right now then ]:

    ❝Yes, but quite honestly, I don’t get it. Though,      that’s  probably  because  I’ve had so many run-ins      with people from other universes. ❞

On many occasions the alternates were better than people from her own universe,  & one can only hope this one is the same.

      ‘ right. but it was weird-- right? i mean, seriously. this is weird. ‘ he rubs at tired eyes. the thought of this being a dream crosses his mind briefly, but he’s learned well enough that he gets no comfort in that. 

well. this wasn’t so bad. sure it was-- weird. but it’s not like he had to live here....though he might feel sorry for everyone who did. ‘okay. are you psychic? or is my face just really easy to read. is it the charm? i know gideon couldn’t do anything without it. except be annoying. ‘

[jvstanotherlink-deactivated2015]

“Don’t worry about me and lifting,” she spoke, arching brow at him before leaning down to scoop up a box, placing it on her should with ease, one arm wrapped around it for stability.  

        “Where are these going, exactly?”

[tortillatree]

      huh. it was’t a surprise at all that he found pacifica attractive-- hell, anyone with eyes could tell you she was a beauty. but this, this was the first time he’d found his eyes drawn to the muscles subtly flexing in her biceps. why was she so strong?

      ‘ wuh-- huh? oh. uh you know. over there. ‘

[tortillatree]

[ im surprised you dont have a craving for blood ]:

    ❝Yes, as a matter of fact it is.   & seeing as you’re currently thinking over a lot      of questions but not asking any of them, possibly because you currently have no      idea how to ask these questions,  let me answer them for you:    to me, you’re my      brother’s alternate,   Gideon is your counterpart in my universe,  taking the place      of the curious paranormal investigator &   poker  of  his  nose  in  other  people’s      business, he’s somewhat tolerable.    & as for dear Uncle, he’s our manager & in      charge of currently getting people to pay  fifty  bucks  for tickets to get in line for      getting tickets to the actual show.                He’s a natural at scamming people out of their money in both universes. ❞

     ‘ .......... ‘ alright. he’s both alarmed, scared & impressed. at least she was less of a fraud than gideon had been-- then again, mabel did have a knack for reading his mind by his face. 

but this. this wasn’t mabel. he wouldn’t bother wasting his time with that.

      ‘ right. so if you’re theoretically reading my mind (or reading my face), then you should know how weird i find this. ‘ alternate realities. this was certainly a first. 

[tortillatree]

‘ EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS. ‘

THIS HAS HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS HOLY SHIT   

does that mean the picture of him in the journal let him see what stanley was doing as he was writing it

[tortillatree]

I HAVE FRIENDS WITH MANY FACES. I KEEP THE PINES IN PROPER PLACES.

HE IS THE GOAT

HES THE FUC KING GOAT

[busket]

bill confirmed for not actually all powerful w/ no weakness, wants to be more powerful

[tortillatree]

pinetreepines replied to your post:ok so ive actually never used reddit before...

[the ones he’s replying to are already open and his name is highlighted yellow, so just look for those!]

ooooooo okay i gotcha

thanks1! uvu

[tortillatree]

ok so ive actually never used reddit before today?? is there a way to see which questions have been replied to??

[witch-of-avon]

[tortillatree]

VIBRATES OUT OF OWN SKIN

[tortillatree]

so that AMA huh

[jvstanotherlink-deactivated2015]

“Dunno— I told him I was pretty good at lifting stuff and I guess he wanted to test it.

                  And I do love proving people wrong.”

[tortillatree]

      he was a little skeptical. he didn’t think it’d be that easy to get someone like pacifica to break a sweat. then again, he’d been wrong about her before.

      ‘ i dunno. ‘ he muttered, grabbing one of the boxes with a soft grunt. ‘ i guess it’s just surprising, is all. i didn’t think you’d have to do much lifting. ‘

[tortillatree]

[tortillatree]

its always weird seeing people reblogging from people i know on OTHER accounts

[tortillatree]

The Zodiac Signs as Steven Universe Characters

Aries: Lapis Lazuli

Taurus: Lars

Gemini: Garnet

Cancer: Steven

Leo: Connie

Virgo: Rose

Libra: Pearl

Scorpio: Amethyst

Sagittarius: Jasper

Capricorn: Onion

Aquarius: Peridot

Pisces: Greg

[tortillatree]

why is it that i, a simple bird, have to find u here, on a chip & dip,

all i see is a dorito??? oops my bad

[tortillatree]

      ‘ explain to me how exactly grunkle stan managed to rope you into this ? ‘ maintenance at the mystery shack. a lot of sweating and a lot of heavy lifting. which was, you know,  fine and all (even if dipper was a noodle). he just didn’t expect pacifica to be helping.