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first loud half of the dynamic duo & really is as violent as you'd think. literal human embodiment of the B^) emoji blog started: august 12th 2014

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[kablewy-blog]

yeh im junkrat, young spry handsome etc etc infamous thief and kind of a big deal my partners roadhog hes bout the same just with more blood on his hands

torture em for what exactly aint there usually like. reasons. OTHER than pleasure

[torturatore]

Nice to meet you, Junkrat. Hope you never end up in the chair in the basement. I’d hate to have to maim you.

Hm hm hm! You’re right, Junkrat. Torture’s great, and it’s my job. I mean, my real job is to get information from the people who want to, well, overthrow the Hollistic Empire by any means necessary. Torture just happens to be the most effective way! It just so happens that I fucking love coming up with fun new ways to get a confession out of people. Have you ever tried just straight up talking to someone while you have nothing in your hands? Just talking to them after for the past few days you’ve been yanking out their teeth or breaking their nails? 

Let me tell you, it’s a fucking amazing response. They freak the fuck out. Ask you what you’re going to do next. 

Whoops! Rambled again.

[yakczaprincess-blog]

[kablewy-blog]

dont think im familiar?????? cant say yes but i cant say no either. multiverse s still pretty shaky with me

anyway who the hell are you

[torturatore]

It’s mostly looks. And dynamic, I guess. Did a bit of research before following you too, whoops! Kind of my job to know people and ask questions.

Anyways, name’s Irving McAllister. I torture people because hey, somebody’s gotta do it! It’s not like I fucking love it or anything. That’s just a bonus. Who are you, buddy.

[torturatore]

kablewy started following you

Howdy. You and your pal @streetboar remind me of myself and Alexander, respectively.

Are you us from some alternate universe?

[torturatore]

Holy Fucking Shit.

[1000and1knights]

the signs as Gods will be watching quotes

aries: fight me, Liam! I’ll beat some reason into that twisted head of yours! taurus: You are insane. Let me go with you, Burden. gemini: I just don’t see myself on a couch. cancer: I thought I was your favorite blonde. leo: He entrusted me to lead you all back home, and that’s what I plan to do at any cost. virgo: They won’t see me coming. libra: You taught me the meaning of sacrifice. scorpio: I don’t know, why, but this cold void… feels like home. sagittarius: I WILL KILL YOU! AND YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOUR FAMILY. AND YOUR PETS. capricorn: Yeah, how noble… I don’t give a fuck. aquarius: Woof! pisces: We’ll meet again, in this life or the next.

[jellomold]

[torturatore]

tfw someone says theyll draw smut 4 u if u rip a sprite and animate it 4 them and U DO AND THEY DO

[torturatore]

HE LOOKS SO WIGGLY IM SORRY goremegood

[torturatore]

im ready

[torturatore]

yknow whats funny

ive had this sprite of alexander on my fucking desktop for like... over a year now

hes just been there...

watching...

[torturatore]

dont doubt me

[torturatore]

me: *says im gonna do something*

me: *does it in like 5 years*

me: *is offered alexirving art and maybe even smut as a reward*

me: *DOES IT IMMEDIATELY*

[torturatore]

goremegood:

torturatore if u do it, u get everything u want ………even nsfw /bumps with elbow and wiggles eyebrows

[cheese24k]

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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[married-to-amazement]

scienceofshrock:

Glorious

someone at Animal Planet KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING

[free-bleeding]

this is the quality content i like to see

[torturatore]

goremegood replied to your post: i cant believe my 300th follower is go...

hii ure my 112 follower, emergency number here!! 8D the honour is mine!

NO!! THE HONOUR IS MINE!!!