the stars are on your side

natalie | 33 | she/her | uk | multifandom but mostly hellaverse | 🦌📺

[pizzaplouf]

It's been a really long time since I posted anything. But Hazbin Hotel rekindled my passion. Thank you Velvette ! And thank you @vivziepop for this incredible show !

This music should be the main theme of Velvette ✨

[anondrawsfanart]

NEW CHAPTER OUT AFTER LIKE TWO MONTHS EYOOOOOOOOOO

From my human Alastor x post-s2 demon Vox roadtrip fic „In Blackwater Woods“

- In which Vox at the finale of season 2 gets thrown back in time and is accidentally summoned by Alastor

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75188091/chapters/196501861

You can check it out here! :D

[azulainthetrenches]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

[puppetbilly]

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

[proteus-no]

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

[mint-fixates]

Vox is a stalker and a yandere, but in a Very Specific Way that a lot of the fandom Does Not Get. That's why people tend to assign all these gross incel tropes to him that simply Do Not Fit with his actual canon characterization.

It is canonically, demonstrably a fact that Vox doesn't want to possess Alastor. He DID possess Alastor for a time and he was still miserable. Yes, he enjoyed some petty revenge and the attention/status awarded by Defeating The Radio Demon™️, but the most important part of having Alastor as his prisoner was the opportunity to have Alastor back in his life- having an opportunity to make Alastor like him again. That's why he spent the entire Chair Era bending over backwards to impress Alastor, to the point of continuously fucking over his own plans and his partners to do so.

Just having Alastor means nothing to Vox. Having a genuine bond with Alastor means EVERYTHING. That's why he's so fucked up over Not Having It anymore, it's why he tries so hard to earn it back, it's why he has a complete fucking meltdown and gives up on Existing when he thinks it's unattainable.

It's why all the non-con shit that pops up in Radiostatic content simply Doesn't Make Sense.

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[sallufix]

FIRST RADIOSTATIC COMIC REMAKE

Remake of my first ever radiostatic comic guhhh they looked so ass and were so out of character it pissed me off... Good thing I made it smarter, sharper, brighter, newer now... Get it...

(Old Comic vvv)

ITS SO BAD AND I REMEMBER IT BLOWING UP THE FIRST TIME ON TWITTER EUGHHH

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[television-static-143]

you’re laughing. they r preparing him into mochi and your laughing.

[rickybabyboy]

stop stop the cruelty!!!

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

thinking about a celebrían who absolutely does find healing and renewal of joy in valinor and goes with a thrill in her heart and a grin on her face to kiss her babies and jump into her parents' arms and climb her husband like a tree welcome her dearly-missed spouse only to find no children and no father and a tired mother whom the light practically shines through and a husband who cries when they get in bed together... thinking about a celebrían who digs in her heels like she did once before and puts her fists up at sorrow and does for elrond with all her heart what he did for her with all of his because if she could make the long long journey back to herself then her husband is damn well coming too

[sweet-marigold]

Fizzarozzie going to wrath what will they get up to

[candysignal]

TV maid

[deckofmanymore]

The strange horse has been recruited for forge work

[allastoredeer]

Now I'm curious; how do you think Adam would react to human Alastor? He's already huge compared to demon Alastor, and human Alastor's got a track record (one time) of getting picked up and carried off.

Alastor never stood a chance.

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

[nyazai-art]

sketches??

[inuxi]

Long live the King!