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greenwitchings replied to your post:blatantly uses “munday” as an excuse to show off...

damn girl lookin FINE

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The disguise worked like a charm—Oikawa was none the wiser, unfortunately for him. The slightly strange-sounding pitch was a little suspicious… Believable for now, at least.

"That’s mean," Oikawa sighs, throwing her a wistful look. "Here I was, only hoping I’d get the chance to sit next to a pretty girl. You wouldn’t dash my hopes and dreams like that, would you?"

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Izaya could laugh at this situation, if he really felt like it. However, he had a guise to keep up for the time being- So as much as he wanted to laugh in this child's face and ultimately ruin him (It would be so nice to do that, too. Pity.), he knew that he would have to keep up his role as 'Kanra'; Least the boy realize that he was indeed flirting with a man in a skirt, and out him publicly for it.

Izaya was expecting his client any moment now, unfortunately.

Clearing his throat slightly, he let his voice settle into a more believable octave for a girl to possess; Having been startled enough before that he hadn't really thought to warm up his vocal cords to make himself seem more like he was pretending to be.

Tilting his head at the boy's words, he let out a small snort of both amusement and disbelief-- Smirking lightly.