to sleep or not 2 sleep

[angry-diarrhea]

What if… I lovingly named them silly things

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[somecutething]

[seatrench]

Sea Otter Grooming

(source)

[waytooinvested-main]

This is what all shampoo ads should be like

[gone-not-lost-blog]

[deathology]

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

[vah-siara]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[kotoneshiomi]

theres this place where i live and its got a banana museum but its just that lonely banana, just that, thats the whole museum

[doggosource]

monch

[hyperwavecrd]

http://designedbymika.web.fc2.com

[nevver]

Speed kills

[killwhispers]

this is my aesthetic. i’ve found it at last. mountain road signs bearing sexual puns

[xhoti]

It’s a niche

[stream]

Demetri Martin: The Overthinker (2018)

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[diekingdomcome]

This is Beautiful

[whateveriblogis]

Wowwwwwww

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

trying to keep it together over here

[tosleepornot2sleep]

Damn i feel proud to say i contributed by buying his electric lemonade hubba bubba flavor like twice back in middle school

[yesterdaysprint]

[doggosource]

[thebootydiaries]

people w mac computers: i like my mac because of the organization and because it suits my needs! pcs are ok too but I like my mac better

people w pcs: a mac RUINED MY MARRIAGE, KILLED MY DOG, AND SPOILED EVERY MOVIE IVE PLANNED ON SEEING FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS