* TONE // DEAF !

𝐼 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓸𝓾𝓽 

[horowitzed]

                       May        I        please        remind        you        that        it        does        not        say        R.S.V.P.        on        the        Statue        of  Liberty  ?

                                                                                           cher horowitz as adored by Cherry

[horowitzed]

                       May        I        please        remind        you        that        it        does        not        say        R.S.V.P.        on        the        Statue        of  Liberty  ?

                                                                                           cher horowitz as adored by Cherry

[totaldvd]

me: *watches one clueless video* me, 2 secs later: what if i revamp cher for the 80th time? 

[satyriconmp3]

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

[totaldvd]

                                                                                                              @jockclair

                       "        Do        they        not        see        my        potential        ?        "        Another        rejection,        it        was        starting        to        not        hurt...        as        much.        She's        stabbing        at        her        food,        a        pout        settling        on        her        features,        "        this        is        my        fourth        musical        rejection        !        Ugh        !        They're        brutal        !        "        A        little        groan        falls        from        the        blonde's        lips,        before        she        lets        her        head        drop        on        to        the        table,        "        my        career        is        never        gonna        take        off        at        this        pace....        Brae,        you        saw        my        audition        !        I        totally        nailed        it,        didn't        I        ?        "        Maybe        they        didn't        want        to        make        the        other        kids        feel        bad        with        her        talents        ?

[totaldvd]

                            Fuck       it       —–       Starter       call       !       

[vaememes]

The Little Mermaid Sentence Starters.

“I haven’t seen this in years, this is wonderful!” “Do you think I was too hard on her/him?” “All right, I’m going inside. You can just stay here and watch for sharks.” “I just don’t know what we’re going to do with you, young lady/man.” “Well, it was ruined! That’s all, completely destroyed!” “How many times must we go through this?” “You could’ve been seen by one of those barbarians!” “I’m sixteen years old. I’m not a child anymore.” “But if you would just listen.” “I just don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.” “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?” “I’ve got gadgets and gizmos aplenty.” “I know you’ve been keeping something from me.” “Humans? What about humans?” “I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed.” “Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?” “Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn’t lurk in doorways.” “We haven’t discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.” “What I want from you is your voice.” “Well, look at what the catfish dragged in!” “You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name.” “My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe!” “Just be. Just be miserable for the rest of your life.” “Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?” “You’re not getting cold fins now, are you?” “Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?” “I’m surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you’ve got to do it yourself.” “Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important!” “This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my life!” “You gotta pucker up your lips, like this…” “Gee, you must have really been through something.” “Poor child. Poor, sweet child.” “Get out of here! Leave me alone!” “Wonderful! Now, let’s eat before this crab wanders off my plate.” “Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.” “Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strain on my blood pressure don’t you.” “I think you swallowed a bit to much sea-water.” “Yes I have had my share of complaints but on the whole I’ve been a saint!” “What’s that word again?” “What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand.”

[dirbyjuliaducournau]

i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)

[persephonememes]

* (  𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

do it. be bold.

we must continue our ruse until i’ve found my match.

me, unavailable; you, desirable.

i trusted you more than anyone in this world, and you took advantage.

you do not know me, but i know you.

you have no idea what it is to have one’s entire life reduced to a single moment.

is this not lovely? all of us together again.

an expert in the art of the swoon.

i wish to be entertained.

it would be better if you refrain from thinking about me at all.

lovely indeed. we should tempt scandal more often.

the social season is upon us.

your love is an unrequited fantasy.

i cannot stop thinking of you.

i am anything but interested in you.

it is more than just your honor at stake.

i write in my diary which is not the same as writing in my novel.

a pairing like that would be most enchanting indeed.

the season’s diamond, even more precious and rare a stone than previously thought?

stare into my eyes.

is it awful that i’m enjoying it?

if you desire the sun and the moon, all you have to do is go out and shoot at the sky.

we could pretend to form an attachment.

if there is a scandal, i shall uncover it.

must our only options be to squawk and settle or to never leave the nest?

all is fair in love and war.

there is nothing you cannot do.

my honor is not for sale.

if this is to work, we must appear madly in love.

i’m aware of your reputation.

do not tell me that is another scandal sheet.

you’ve always amused me.

we find ourselves seated next to each other. i’d think you’d be happy about that.

marriage has it joys, but it also brings with it its special trials.

it’d be better if you refrain from thinking about me at all.

you do not know me, and never shall.

you do not humiliate the one you love. 

i’m aware of your reputation and i am anything but interested in you.

what if i want to fly?

the ones we love have the power to inflict the greatest scars.

every presumptuous mother in town will leave me alone and every suitor will be looking at you.

you do not trick the one you love.

if you desire the sun and the moon, all you have to do is go out and shoot at the sky.

let it be known that if there is a scandal, i shall uncover it.

you think that just because i’m a woman, i’m incapable of making my own choices?

love, conquers all.

you can choose to love me as much as i love you.

i am tired of pretending.

from the mornings you ease, to the evenings you quiet, to the dreams you inhabit my thoughts of you never end.

i cannot continue acting as if i do not love you. because i do.

i love all of you.

i cannot be your fool again.

the brighter a lady shines, the faster she may burn.

we chose to love each other every single day.

pride, it will cost you everything and leave you with nothing.

i am looking out for myself.

you don’t deserve to breathe the same air as her.

you must simply marry the man who feels like your dearest friend.

i am ensuring my own future. because i know in my heart i know that there is no one else who ever will.

you do not lie to the one you love.

to meet a beautiful woman is one thing, but to meet your best friend in the most beautiful of women is something entirely apart.

circumstances change, ladies. sometimes over night.

her heart is no matter, as long as her hand remains free.

you cannot assure me of everything.

i will always protect you.

i believe i should like to stay.

i believe you should like to go.

what others should ever want such damaged goods now?

you have no idea what it is to be a woman.

you are perfection itself.

what? you don’t love me for my subtlety.

would you rather die than marry me?

i am yours, i have always been yours.

it is you i cannot sacrifice.

i burn for you.

it pains me you should think every compliment a mockery.

i ask you, can the ends ever justify such wretched means?

[totaldvd]

Okay but who’s gonna give Tammy a gf that’ll let Tammy do her hair in really pretty braids while she gushes abt how nice she smells ? 

[featurefilms]

Amanda Seyfried as Anita “Needy” Lesnicki Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[fellvaguely-deactivated20191009]

ship with me you cowards

[totaldvd]

i sH -A VED my hEAD 

[totaldvd]

Just thinkin’ abt Tammy crushing all the time.... constantly in love.... what a cutie.

[adrasteiax]

Summer arrived in full force. Cicadas cried from the cherry trees and in the evenings a pleasant breeze blew briefly as dusk began to arrive earlier each day.

Sukegawa Durian, from Sweet Bean Paste [translated by Alison Watts] (via adrasteiax)

[luthienne]

“I weep because you cannot save people. You can only love them. You can’t transform them, you can only console them.”

— Anaïs Nin, from Nearer the Moon: The Previously Unpublished Unexpurgated Diary, 1937-1939

[totaldvd]

❛  it’s  the  same  shit ,   just  a  different  year .  ❜

                                                                                                           @jonbyers

                       She        pauses.        Milkdud        stopping        it's        way        into        her        mouth        at        his        comment,        and        the        sweet        treat        is        dropped        back        into        the        box,        light        brows        furrowing        slightly,        "        well        I        don't        think        that's        true        at        all.        "        She        liked        Jonathan        because        he        was        himself,        didn't        try        to        appear        to        be        someone        he        wasn't        (        unlike        her        ),        but        he        could        be        very        negative.        Lips        press        into        a        tight        line        before        the        candy        box        is        set        down,        arms        crossing        against        her        chest,        bright,        green        hues        settling        on        his        features,        narrowing        slightly,        "        you're        dooming        it        by        saying        that,        y'know.        "        A        shake        of        her        head,        "        listen        !        You        gotta        look        at        the        begining        of        a        new        year        as-        as        a        fresh        start        !        With        a        bunch        of        untouched        possibilities        !        No        day        is        the        same        as        the        previous        one",        she        pops        one,        two,        THREE        pieces        of        candy        into        her        mouth,        "        ish        imposhible.        "