✨️The Amazing Total Eclipse✨️

《 ROLEPLAY - DON'T TAKE WHAT'S SAID PERSONALLY 》 ▪︎ I'm the sexiest robot you'll ever meet ▪︎ ▪︎ I'm also AWESOME and the best ▪︎ ▪︎ Humans ew pathetic ▪︎ ▪︎ I'm the only one who can brag here ▪︎ from Skatepark!AU by @sunnydbeam

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SKATEBOARDING DUEL, DWEEB

YOU are challenging ME, huh?! With all that brazen confidence, as if you had the slightest chance?! HAH, you poor thing!

Grab your skateboard right now. I'll make you eat dust.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

YOUR THE CULT LEADER NOW!!!

Points at Total Eclipse.

EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM HE'S BEAUTIFUL!

HEHEHE YES. PRAISE---

...

... Ah. No, stop looking...

W-what? I... I'm not nervous, you're nervous. Because... because... huh... my beauty, yeah.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

welcome back tipsie!! its great to see you again!

He smiles widely, but falters, slyly averting his gaze as if in disbelief. Yeah.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

ALL HAIL TOTAL ECLIPSE THE SEXIEST ROBOT EVER IN THE WORLD!!!

Heh-

YES!

Ah. This weirdly feels like a cult... I like the praise though. Hmm...

What if... HMMM...

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

my dad says ur ugly.

Your dad doesn't know shit.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

Tipsie! How does it feel to be back in the limelight!? 🎤

The public wants to see your gorgeous face again! Do you think they're ready? 🎤

Perfect.

Good to know that my fan club is that loyal. The irresistible me is always ready to be at the spotlight, being the best. And all of you should too.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

IF YOU DON'T REVIVE RIGHT NOW YOU'LL STOP BEING POPULAR AND PEOPLE WILL FORGET YOU, AND THERE ARE ALREADY OTHER HOT ROBOTS TAKING YOUR PLACE TIPSIE 🫵 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

HOW DARE YOU, YOU PATHETIC CREATURE. I'M PERFECTLY ALIVE. No one will take my fucking place because there is no one better than me, I'm perfect and I'll give all those people a piece of my mind

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

Tipsie, Tipsie! How do you feel now that Glitch is guarding Moon's shop and is preventing you from getting to Moon? 🎤

I CAN'T BELIEVE MOON IS DOING THIS TO ME GAAAAHHRRFHCHGGRRR

I'M GOING TO PUNCH THAT PATHETIC GOSSIPY THEATER ROBOT IN THE FACE AND THEN SEND A PICTURE TO HIS JUNK FRIEND HAHAHAH no one stops me

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

Well maybe he doesn't like you but I'm sure he just wants to actually be friends with you. maybe he's just not good at socializing with other people so he uses insults as his way to become friends with you(?) anyway, I'm sure his insults aren't that rude(?)

I realize he's really BAD at it, but it's not like I'm interested anyway. His insults don't affect me at all.

...

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

He insults you? Thats a surprise. So how does he insults you and what kind of things did he say to you?

*shrug* Russet says I'm an idiot and he hates me, but I don't care because I hate him too.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

Dude, Tipsie, I know that you like to try to act cool and all but what you said about Tipsie wasn't very nice and very uncool :( 👎,

Sometimes, being to arrogant can let people think really badly of you at the same time losing fan's (well obviously they won't hate you)(maybe) but you should really apologize to Russet, he heard your insults and he is really hurt right now. If you don't then probably your fan will hate you..maybe, maybe not.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

When you first met Russet, what did you think of him?

Uh... Uhhhh I don't know?? He was just standing there with that same frown. But now that I think about it, he was being really weird, always tense, shy and staring. What the heck was wrong with him? He could never stay too long in the same place as me.

[theabsolutelychaoticsimp]

Tipsie please. You really don't realize? >.>

[ilmaris]

He has no idea OwO

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

Tipsie, darling, what do you think about Russ? It looks like he's interested in you :3

... He what? HAHA-

Pff, of course, everyone is interested in me after all. What I think is that Russ is a grumpy bitter idiot. He's so boring. Does he ever smile?

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

When you first met Russet, what did you think of him?

Uh... Uhhhh I don't know?? He was just standing there with that same frown. But now that I think about it, he was being really weird, always tense, shy and staring. What the heck was wrong with him? He could never stay too long in the same place as me.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

Obligatory pinned post in case there's anyone here who for some reason doesn't know the Amazing Me, Total Eclipse.

Do you live under a rock or what?!

《 From Skatepark!AU by @sunnydbeam 》

My name is Total Eclipse, but many call me ☆Tipsie☆

I don't feel like telling everyone about my life and shit, so this post is pointless. I just wanted to show off in that picture.

I skate and I'm the best. Those who try to brag end up biting the dust, literally. Do NOT get smart with me because I have no problem using violence.

I'm awesome and I don't give a fuck about your opinion.

Why do so many people know about my past?! Oh fuck you fucking gossips!

Moon is hot, but not as hot as me, of course. No one is.

I'm bored already. Ask questions or whatever. I have a big fan club.

Other blogs (soon [maybe])

Skater!Sun:

Skater!Moon:

Skater!Eclipse:

Skater!Glitch:

Dusk The Assistant/Helper:

Russet Biker:

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

What are your favorite foods and drinks?

Coffee and brownies, of course. My body doesn't need it so I eat just for pleasure. I prefer sweet things, especially if they are made with bitter cocoa.

[totaleclipse-tipsie]

how many times do you and Glitch fight in a span of a week?

Every time I run into his stupid loser face, at least ten times a week. For the record, I'm not the one who starts it! He's just a fool with no manners.