que sera, sera

Riley. 23, he/him. it’s happening again.

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[runawaygel]

Baseball game delayed because theres a big dumb werewolf out on the field and theyre tyring to move him but he's puppy

[garlend]

[runawaygel]

Yeah but at first they just tried to continue the game around him. It didnt work out well because he kept chasing the ball and getting too excited and knocking people down...

[runawaygel]

Aww after seeing how good he was at chasing the ball they ended up adding him to the team!! Here he is wearing a 4XL uniform made specially for him.

Still messes up the game though

Thank you so much @leslieotter for bringing this silly werewoof to life

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Today

I finished an oil painting I have been working on

Touched base with several associates

Many of whom I “made” with my generous business invitations

Received several offers to step in as CEO to salvage downward spiralling companies

That I am unable to name for legal reasons (I told them I would consider this.)

Completed a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle

Without even trying or looking up the answers

And still had time

to record “Game of Thrones”

On my wide screen TV

Simply by using the voice control feature

And what did you do

Gathered fifty power coins in Legend of Zelda

I see

[hkdmz]

[witchrealms]

(x)

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[eliluminado7]

[betagrove]

Jeff the Kisser 💋

Tender Man 🫂

BEN Clowned 🤡

Smile Dog 😁

Married Alive 💍

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[nessa007]

[bunkey]

for every 29 year old saying they shouldve remastered morrowind instead theres a 42 year old saying the same shit about daggerfall and a 60 million year old saying i miss my dinosaur

[ickyyucks]

the warden is literally so bbg

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[corporealtechnomancer]

@totalityassassin still owes me a pack of marlboro green after i drew his fursona btw help me chase him down. lucky he doesn’t owe me a diff kind of green or im calling the mob

[totalityassassin]

I asked you for a reference sheet and you drew me being stoned to death im not doing this again

[deep-dive]

[foodonmydog]

Whip cream with a cherry on top.