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-respect my pronouns and anyone elses
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Random shit:
-I have a habit of swearing a lot. Yes I’m trying to actively fix it.
-INDIE ROCK.
-I’m an idiot sometimes and I’m stupid sometimes as well. I will most likely misinterpret things or take things literally. Just explain if I did it wrong and I’ll fix it
Sadly the next chapter will be delayed by a few days, i plan to make it 3 chapters, and im trying to finish the 3rd chapter but the slip into the whole wire thing again it’s really really rushed, I’d much rather delay it a day or so and work on it more for a higher quality fic than posting it when it’s pretty buns.
Idk if I spelt it right, but damn. It came to me as I was showering.
like- TRUST ME ON THIS, like kaboodle is denying his own feelings for gobbles and stuff, and like ‘I don’t like them!’ And then at one point he begins coughing up them petals. And like whole load of angst.
LIKE HEAR ME OUT I MIGHT MAKE A LONG ASS FIC WITH THIS IDEA.
Tw for the sketch, spikes and oil that kinda looks like blood.
it’s based off the bleeding heart flower and like, as his feelings get more repressed & strong it blooms more kinda? Can u see where I’m going?
Like I might make this a fic, ignore my BUNS ass handwriting
(my handwriting is so fuckin buns I swear my English teacher is fed up)
For context I hadn’t cleaned my room in months due to motivation issues and…other things and today I absolutely deep cleaned it, rearranged my room so I have more space and I also got rid of all my rubbish! So my room is nice, smells nice, and I’m so proud for doing this all in one day. Also proud of myself for using my 5,4 not fit body to move a fat ass bed with like a two meter tall pile of random shit on it without anything falling! Yay. (My back hurts. AND ML IF YOU ASK ME TO TAKE PARACETAMOL I ALREADY HAVE)
yay!
does anyone want the before and after pics for this oooor?
(Yes my room has lots of printed posters and random shit I like and yes I have a pink carpet IVE HAD THIS ROOM SINCE I WAS 6 OKAY 😔)
this is a stupidly long vampire rant and how I perceive vampires however I use logic and folklore together to make it make sense so it might sound confusing so hold on
okay so vampires fictionally! Wow! Sick! I know.
Tw: mentions of p3d0philia and blood.
but one thing that pisses me off so bad is when they forget the difference between
physical bodies
and
mental age
because a vampire could be in a 16 year olds body but be 200 years old while a vampire in a 32 year olds body could be 33! Like if a vampire was turned in 1999 when they were seven, physically they are seven but mentally they are 27 years old! And people forget that while writing Romance.
Like have this here. A 15 year old girl whom is a human dating a physically 16 year old vampire. No issues right? But then the vampire is 200+ technically but in a 16 year old body. In my humble opinion that’s p3d0philia. Not everyone agrees but to me it is. If I did it as 200 year old man dates 15 year old boy. It’s wrong! It’s horrible! Which is correct. It’s the same logic in my opinion for vampire ages!
I personally split it into two categories, physical body age (so the age your body is/when you were turned) and mental age (so how old you actually are and when you where born)
like if your in a minors body, even if ur 200+ there’s still gonna be rules in my opinion
like just because vampires are immortal, doesn’t mean that there’s still age gap judgement.
and I’m not gonna force it into human age because that’s hard to explain and do.
so imagine this
if you are a minor and in a minor body you date minors whom are in minor bodies (I mean like teenagers)
(kids just don’t date. CHILDREN SHOULDNT BE DATING IN MY HUMBLE OPINION)
If you are in a minor body but are not a minor mentally, you can date people in minor bodies whom are not minors mentally as well, but off mental age range still applies (ill get to that as well)
(you cannot be a minor in a non-minor body it’s impossible okay?)
No here’s where it gets complicated
because technically in human terms there’s no…general…issue with an adult dating and adult with a large age gap, sure sometimes it’s perceived as taboo but it’s not illegal. Now I want the same in vampire ages (this is physically)
so like
20-49 is okay
50-99 is okay.
ect. This is for physical ages, because it just makes more sense in my opinion, it’s a bit broader than human ones.
for mental though. It gets really hard to explain and put into social standards
I feel like at first mental age groups are the same at physical, but as it gets older it gets broader because finding a vamp who’s 2050-2100 is way tricker then finding one who’s 20-49. So as they get older it’s more broader, 2000-2500, ect. Because it makes more sense mentally because they are at the point of mental maturity and yeah.
now onto folklore and myths
people say they can’t look into mirrors becuase of no soul, some say because it’s from silver. I think it’s because vampires are seen as soulless creatures and in old folklore the mirror showed the soul, so If they don’t gotta soul, they ain’t gonna show in the mirror, even if it’s not silver.
Now here’s the thing. Sunlight. Some say they can, some say they can’t enter it.
and this has many debates along with other things.
so it’s probably not correct but when I write Abt it I like to make different bloodlines with different abilities because it lets me write about vampire myths without people saying ‘well actually’ because some experience it some don’t.
like imagine this bloodline, originating in eygpt, vampires and so on. They can go into sunlight but they get very slightly weaker, and can have decent amounts of garlic because garlic is a huge staple in their cuisine, now and back then.
(In my opinion vampires are all garlic intolerant or allergic, DEPENDS ON THE VAMPIRE AND BLOODLINE)
but then have this amazing British bloodline, they are weaker to the sun, because Britain has hardly any sunlight so when they turn they are weaker to it. And garlic, it kinda depends when they were turned becuase before 18th century it was used as a staple but in the 18-19th it had a fall and was only associated with the poor so it depends. If they were used to eating garlic it’s a mild intolerance but if they weren’t? Projectile vomiting it is.
Am I making sense? Probably not. Please tell me if I’ve made mistake or if you have a different view. This is just what makes sense to me the most because of how vastly different vampire folklore is from different places. And so on. If the age part is poorly written and comes off as offensive I will change it or sum it up in easier terms.
anyways. That’s it! (I have way more but my wrist needs a break from writing, typing, PJSK grinding, and so on)
I have to finish this by Sunday (so sew buttons onto my tights, get hair accessories, make both masks, glue ribbon onto turtle neck below, ect)
BECUASE MY DAD THINGS CORSETS ARE ONLY FOR S3X WORK!
so he gave me till Sunday evening to prove him wrong.
so I have to speedrun this, my wig, red tights or magnets (split mask thing) won’t arrive till after so I’ve cancelled the order and I’m winging it and making it by Sunday. And yes I have to wear a black turtle neck below so my collarbones ain’t out and so i can see ribbon arms on.
How Ghost, Soap, Price and Laswell would react to a slow waffle maker
I’m writing this while making waffles. My waffle maker takes 15 minutes for a single waffle, so I decided to make headcannons for each character and how they would react if they were in my position (this is random and probably really bad)
GHOST:
-stares at the Waffle machine
-‘Johnny I think yer waffle machine is broken’
-borrowed it from Soap
-aggressively unplugging and replugging it
-eventually does it but is in a mood because of how long he had to stand there staring at the machine.
SOAP:
-would constantly check if it was cooked, like every 4 seconds
-‘Oi Ghost! I think mi’ waffle maker is broken or sum’in’ (I cannot write a Scottish accent okay)
-probably burn himself taking out the waffles
-would get like 3 waffles before giving up and leaving the batter in the fridge for someone else
PRICE:
-makes somebody else do the batter for him, if he does it for himself he’s definitely making too many and giving some to Gaz
-either like, mumbles angry shit at the machine or gets somebody else to watch it
-either makes it at 5am, 1pm or 11pm you cannot convince me otherwise
-‘this fuckin’ waffle maker…’
LASWELL:
-makes it for herself and herself only
-definitely after a long mission of listening to ghost and soap being idiots over coms
-just kinda sits there patiently but is internally pissed off
