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[during the fight with Becky]

Crow: Do I even weigh anything to you??

Mayapple: No, it’s like holding a couple grapes.

#submission #hey we're not dead #yet #nefarious #nefarious crow #nefarious mayapple

Crow every time you kill a hero. How the hell are they coming back to life??

((I’m not sure if you’re the same anon or not, but again, I’d suggest heading over to @crows-evil-blog who’d give a better and more in-character answer.

If you want my take though? Extra lives.))

totally-correct-nefarious-quotes

My guess was

Satan

#mod kapt #not a quote

Crow every time you kill a hero. How the hell are they coming back to life??

((I’m not sure if you’re the same anon or not, but again, I’d suggest heading over to @crows-evil-blog who’d give a better and more in-character answer.

If you want my take though? Extra lives.))

#not a quote #mod crow

crow how would you handle G.I.Joe and Mayham (agents of mayhem)

((Uh hey there mod here. You’ve got the wrong blog for that kind of question

I’d suggest heading over to @crows-evil-blog for that))

#not a quote #mod crow

ALSO WHEN DID 200+ PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT

#mod crow #not a quote #THANK YOU ALL???#WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU FOLLOW OUR TRASH SMH

Kapt: Don’t you fucking put a hand on me, or I’ll fucking rip you face off, bitch.

Dash to Mack: What did he do to him???

Kapt, his voice cracking and tears in his eyes: Because he fucking read my love letter-!

#source: vine #quote #kaptain man #dash #mack #crow #((well he's implied to be there))#nefarious #nefarious game #nefarious kaptain man #nefarious dash #nefarious mack #nefarious crow #((dedicated to captainanney))#((after i read your comment this was all i could think of))#mod crow

Crow: MAYAPPLE!!! Mack cut off my hand!

Mayapple: Mack, don't cut off Crow's hand.

#source: tf2 comic #mod kapt #nefarious mayapple #nefarious crow #nefarious game #nefarious

Crow: and instead of water we have.

Crow:

Crow: water

#source: markiplier #mod kapt #nefarious crow #nefarious #nefarious game

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New (and as far as I know of, the only) Nefarious Imagines Blog!

Howdy there people! Call me Mod Crow! I have noticed a lack of headcanon/imagine blogs for Nefarious and I’ve decided to rectify that! The ask box is open and we’re open for business! Feel free to send in requests or send in your own headcanons!

-Mod Crow

#signal boosting kapt and i’s new project #we’ll still be doing quotes tho don’t worry #mod crow

Crow: Becky I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the heroes

#source: tumblr #quote #crow #nefarious #nefarious game #nefarious crow #mod crow

Dash: Bitch I speak for the trees

Dash: The trees say fuck off

#source: me on discord #quote #dash #nefarious #nefarious game #nefarious dash #mod crow

*(Crow squats down while he is talking with someone.)*

Mack: How to talk to short people.

Crow: :D! *(points at Mack, and proceeds to flip him off)*

#source: my school #quote #crow #mack #nefarious #nefarious game #nefarious crow #nefarious mack #mod crow

mack:*lays down next to crow* babe do you love me?

crow:not in the slightest

mack:for real?

#source: ???#quote #submission #mack #crow #nefarious #nefarious game #nefarious mack #nefarious crow #((you ship maccrow? bro you valid))

Mack:*trows a frisbee and it goes into the road*

Crow: what the fuck mackintyer?!

#source: vine #quote #submission #mack #crow #nefarious #nefarious game #nefarious mack #nefarious crow

Mayapple: your hands, i want to hold them.

Malice: Your lips, I want to kiss them.

Becky: Your dreams, I want to hear them.

Crow: Your toes, hand em’ over.

#source: meme #quote #submission #mayapple #malice #becky #crow #nefarious #nefarious game #nefarious mayapple #nefarious malice #nefarious becky #nefarious crow #((sorry we haven't posted in forever! the inbox doesn't show submissions for some reason-))

Kapt: I'm dependable, hardworking, and a team player!

Dash: how would you handle a villain...

Kapt: pardon?

Dash: hypothetically. -slides his chair to Kapt and Justice, making an irritating squeak noise- You're working late! Alone. Suddenly a purple armored intruder bursts through the castle threshold and yells "This is a kidnapping!" What do you do?

Kapt: let's just say I would...handle the problem!

Dash: ...excuse me I'm about to get a phonecall. -slides his chair out the door, again making an annoying squeak-

Justice: well. Your resumé seems fine. But I don't see any references...

Dash: -Crashes through the door- THIS IS A KIDNAPPING

Kapt: -slaps him with the power and might of ten gods and an angry crackhead-

Justice: you're hired!

#source: the looney tunes show #mod kapt #nefarious justice #nefarious dash #nefarious kaptain man #(i was blessed with this thought.......and took it)

Malice: representing Macro City, a creature so fearsome...so terrible...so mindbendingly large! That those of you with weak constitutions, may want to leave the stadium!

Malachite: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

Malice: TOO LATE! Ready or not here he comes~ Quake with fear you mortal fools! Bow down before the awesome might of-

Scorpior: -Crashes through the wall-

Malice: This huge guy that's carrying the real contestant. CROW!

Crow: c:<

#source: spongebob squarepants #mod kapt #nefarious malice #nefarious scorpior #nefarious malachite #nefarious crow #nefarious #nefarious game

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