a simple zest for life

ian•cranky idealist•catboy lumberjack

[breakfast-surreal]

[seobot]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

wyatever. go my springsteen

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[markovchaingang]

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[sacred-portal]

[despazito]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[1o9]

[ad-profundis]

Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.

[xylophonetangerine]

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[vamp1rate]

sometimes i really love inaturalist

[sideiest-blog-around]

Oh this is great

[astra-the-dragon]

more highlights:

[Steller's Jay, Cyanocitta stelleri, USA]

[Knight Anole, Anolis equestris, USA]

[yet-to-be-identified fly, Phaoniinae, England]

[Northern Flicker, Colaptes auratus, USA]

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