a simple zest for life

ian•cranky idealist•catboy lumberjack

[breakfast-surreal]

[tomatopine]

[ID: A playlist titled "spock explains pon farr to kirk" by user taken from amok time. The playlist is 4 hours and 5 minutes long and uses song titles to spell out an entire conversation, here transcribed in plain text:

"Captain, there are some things which transcend even the discipline of the service." "Would it help if I told you that I'll treat this as totally confidential?" "It has to do with biology." "What?" "Biology" "What kind of biology?" "Vulcan biology" "You mean the biology of Vulcans?" "Biology, as in, reproduction?" "Well, there's no need to be embarrassed about it Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees." End ID]

thanks to @nebulations for the ID recommendation to increase accessibility :)

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HERE IS THE PLAYLIST FOR THOSE WHO WANTED IT

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[betterisbest]

[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[sloppenslimer]

Me and my 6’3” tall invisible rabbit saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe can we buy you a martini

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[sacred-portal]

[lavalierre]

happy birthday, elmo 🎂

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[1five1two]

Karin Hosono. 2025.

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[doomedmutual]