Incorrect Sonic Quotes

Sonic the Hedgehog incorrect quotes blog | Submissions are welcome | Feel free to ask me questions | Run by @thattechygirl

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Submissions and Asks are Open

Hello. I've decided to make a Sonic themed incorrect quotes blog, at is my current hyperfixation.

You are welcome to submit your own incorrect quotes for me to share. I don't have many restrictions on what kinds of incorrect quotes you submit, but please keep submissions appropriate (e.g. nothing explict for characters who are children, and nothing involving proshipping).

I also encourage you to ask me questions relating to Sonic. Whether it be my personal headcanons, or my opinions on different media within the series.

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Shadow: Sonic! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover. Sonic: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Sonic: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? Shadow: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? Later... Tails: And you just ran away?! Sonic: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

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Cream: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Tails: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Cream: Stop.

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You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. - Shadow the Hedgehog, probably

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Shadow: What's your body count?

Rouge: Do you mean sex or murder?

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Sonic: Hey, Shads, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Shadow: Yes? Sonic: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Shadow: Fuck. Sonic: It's gonna be a fun week! Shadow: I'm going to Rouge's house. Sonic: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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Amy: Oh gosh, I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Sonic: Six? I only got three! Rouge: You guys got sleep? Shadow, stumbling into the room with a bag of coffee beans: What year is it??

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Sonic: Your smile? It makes my day. Amy: Your happiness? I live for that. Tails: A room? Get one. Knuckles: Hotel? Trivago.

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Sonic: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Rouge: Well, Knuckie and I-

Knuckles: *elbows Rouge*

Rouge: ...wouldn't know.

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Shadow: As the top in this relationship, I think we should-

Sonic: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Knuckles: Uh, Lord of Donuts? Sonic is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.

Tom: What?

Maddie: I think he meant, Sonic is drowning.

Tom: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Sonic: *is drowning*

Tails: OH MY GOD, SONIC! KEEP SWIMMING!

Sonic: I can't swim, Tails— *sinks*

Tails: SONIC!

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Sonic: My hands are cold.

Shadow: Here, let me hold them.

Sonic: My lips are cold too.

Shadow: *covers Sonic's mouth with his hand*

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Shadow: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*

Rouge: What are you making?

Shadow: A mistake.

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Sonic: I told Shadow that his ears turn red when he lies.

Amy: Do they?

Sonic: No.

Amy: Then why did you tell him that?

Sonic: Because I can do this.

Sonic: Hey, Shads! Do you love us?

Shadow, with his hands over his ears: No.

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Shadow: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Sonic: It was autocorrect.

Shadow: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Sonic: Yes.

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Shadow: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Black Doom: I'm aware of that.

Shadow: But then you and I had some time together.

Black Doom: Uh-huh?

Shadow: It did not get better.