durham @totally-durham-nc - Tumblr Blog

(for legal reasons im not actually the city of durham)

hiii everyone!!

my parents: @the-fr-north-carolina-totally @france-unofficial

siblings: @raleigh-nc-official-totally-real @chapel-hill-nc-real @totally-salisbury-nc

i also have a pet lobster that nova scotia gave me!

and its ME:

update: maryland gave me rabies²

Fish baguette

What

trans day of visibility today, i love yall <3

#transgender #trans

official-asheville

Intro post

(plaintext: intro post)

the ONLY official account for the HEART and SOUL of asheville, the (theoretical) greatest city in north carolina

more on me below! please give the important info a read before interacting :>

#welcome to the team asheville :>

heavensanswer-deactivated202509

reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

official-asheville

Fun Asheville fact #1

contrary to popular belief, asheville is not actually home to any humpback whales

aropride

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

im literally nice

50k post potentially

why would you curse me like that

I saw your username and was reminded fondly of when I worked in Brightleaf Square, and could hear trucks getting wrecked by The Can Opener bridge. (We weren't in the building the webcam is set up in, but still close enough) Thank you for bringing some joyful nostalgia to me this evening. 🥰🥰🥰

we love the can opener!!

iys-cloud

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

I’m in Fuquay not Durham but saw he/it trans guy in your bio and had to pop in and say hi as a he/it butch lesbian o/ here’s to us and our epic pronouns 🥂 keep fighting the good fight

:O hi hi!! you seem cool,, btw if you didnt know theres also a fuquay gimmick blog :3

north-carolina-offical

intro:

she/her pronouns

the best state ever

“Esse Quam Videri”

cheerwine was invented here

i like squirrels

first plane flight = we’re the best state

cities: (aka the peoples im forcibly adopting whether they like it or not)

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real @totally-durham-nc @chapel-hill-nc-real @siler-city-official @totally-fuquayvarina @totally-salisbury-nc @fenton-official @cary-nc-official

#okay yay

siler-city-official

hello friends! i am Siler City.

contrary to the popular belief of my siblings, i am indeed a city. its in the name. any pronouns, as i am the personification of a city.

the person who runs my blog on the other hand goes by she/they and is likely too old to be running a gimmick blog but wanted to have fun and make jokes about unironically their favorite city in North Carolina.

hello big sibling @raleigh-nc-official-totally-real !! one day I'll be a big strong capital city like you!!

for legal reasons i am only the personification of Siler City, i am not affiliated with the municipality or government at all.

lesbian-offical

GAY

starsndaggers

VENUSIC GRAYSEXUAL

rb with your sexuality hehehe (yes i finally figured out mine

@not-really-a-conjunction @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @cranberry-branflakes @unstable-cucumber @thevalkyrieflies @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @squ1dy80 @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @depressedechoes @do--not--you-dare @drinking-the-ocean-in-tiny-sips @girlkissersposts @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @geeky-reader-offical @kerokerrrokerroppi @sunny-omor1 @lightsabersandbluecookies @mjthesilly @lavendertortoise12 @lllaced @no-one-offical @cate7official @caniac-in-chb @purple-dinosaur27 @ithoughtghostsjustfloatedaway @yourl0calqueer @youngjusticerulez +anyone else!!