the best town in nc!!!!!

totes legit to the maaxxxxx official blog of cary nc the best town in the triangle and also north carolina and also the world. stay humble 🙏

[cary-nc-official]

pinned post tiiiiimmee

what up it's ya boi Cary NC, the BEST and most AWESOME municipality in the NC fam

shout out to my best bro @raleigh-nc-official-totally-real and other NC sibs:

@totally-durham-nc @totally-salisbury-nc @totally-fuquayvarina @siler-city-official @stokesdalenc-offical

and my moms, @the-fr-north-carolina-totally and @north-carolina-offical

and my beloved child @fenton-official

in ALL rankings of nc cities, I've been listed as S-tier, don't look that up just trust me, it is SUCH an honor

any/all pronouns, for legal reasons I am actually literally the personified spirit of the Town CITY of Cary, North Carolina made manifest in blog form

love to all my haters out there ✌️😎

[quanta-44]

20th march, mass Tumblr log off in protest of the reblog update

Remember when we threatened a mass log off to get rid of shapes.inc and then all the shapes.inc ads mysteriously vanished? yeah, let's do that again. On the 20th of march 2026, we tumblr users will log off in protest of the split notes on reblogs. Spread the word!! Reblog!! Tag your moots!!

EDIT: do NOT harass anyone who's not taking part. This instruction should go without saying.

Tags:

@apologiesforthecreatures @eve-will-perceive @mer-acle @amethyst-zephyr @evermorecatra @kitty-meowskers @stellarart20 @please-be-nice-im-sensitivee @immadatdisney2 @icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember @bladevoyager @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @wielderofarrows @mintgreen-homewrecker @musical-ingenue-wannabe @augmentedchordsofficial @razzcore @cl0wnz13xd @yuuyuuuyuuuu @theoretically-writing-fics @nox-in-a-box @humblefryingpan @silvernmoonlace @virtually-fabulous @discombobulated-mermaid @atropinenightshade @meerey @gloomybadger4life @atla4art @mycosyhouseofdreams @alchemy-and-royalty @themostrandommoon @hopelesslesbeans @thekitten-hoarder @tangledtheseriesislife @nobody-jorges-version @justthatwalkerscobellgirl @maxeste @oak-the-crow @pinkghosttt @a-little-miffed @pal-the-professional-fool @wiredshark @randomperson2120 @verstalpha @emilialikescars @beahues @softmachinas @roseisgoat @the-vacker-roseheart-queen @outsinnned @pallaspiastri

[cary-nc-official]

yayyyy, they did it u guys!! tumblr listened to my feedback and gave us the best update everrrrrrr

jk not even I'm that evil. put it the fuck back, tumblr.

[cary-nc-official]

Are you still up to no good?

i'll be so real with you rn anon, having to work for a living is seriously crimping my ability to fuck around and cause chaos but i'm hangin in there bestie

[cometcrystal]

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

Joining @cary-nc-official and @fenton-official

[cary-nc-official]

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

Oh...um. I think I might be regretting this

[cary-nc-official]

too late, no backsies!

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

[cary-nc-official]

[north-carolina-offical]

what’s your otp?

mine’s byler💛💙

@duck-from-heaven-official @the-fr-north-carolina-totally @raleigh-nc-official-totally-real @totally-durham-nc @siler-city-official @totally-fuquayvarina @totally-salisbury-nc @fenton-official @cary-nc-official @fayetteville-official

[cary-nc-official]

myself x myself

[cometcrystal]

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

Joining @cary-nc-official and @fenton-official

[cary-nc-official]

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

Oh...um. I think I might be regretting this

[cary-nc-official]

too late, no backsies!

[cometcrystal]

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

Joining @cary-nc-official and @fenton-official

[cary-nc-official]

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

Lost croc in @cary-nc-official

[cary-nc-official]

quick, feed it to an escalator!

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[cary-nc-official]

Don't worry, comrade! Come to OUR wonderful Cary grocery stores, and you can pay the special low price of only 12.85!* That's a whole ten cents off your jelly!

*ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ⁴ ᵒᶻ ʲᵃʳ

[cary-nc-official]

im literally nice

[siler-city-official]

[stare-into-the-abyss]

50k post potentially

[cary-nc-official]

why would you curse me like that

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

@walmart-the-official do you still have your list?

[cary-nc-official]

you will RUE THE DAY--

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

I've done nothing wrong :-)

[cary-nc-official]

[cary-nc-official]

im literally nice

[siler-city-official]

[stare-into-the-abyss]

50k post potentially

[cary-nc-official]

why would you curse me like that

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

@walmart-the-official do you still have your list?

[cary-nc-official]

you will RUE THE DAY--

[cary-nc-official]

im literally nice

[siler-city-official]

[stare-into-the-abyss]

50k post potentially

[cary-nc-official]

why would you curse me like that

[penny-offical]

the amount of simping i am doing over an evil twink needs to be looked into

[siler-city-official]

you cant lie to me Cary. siler city knows all. and you cant be both evil and not evil.

[cary-nc-official]

u gotta expand your mindset bro

get outta restrictive boxes like "evil" and "not evil"

there's a whole evil/notevil world out there man

[siler-city-official]

next you're going to tell me that you're a morally grey antihero.

[cary-nc-official]

nah man I am the most heroic hero of them all, and absolutely 100% Not Evil, and also an evil twink that everyone simps over. its really simple.

[siler-city-official]

fascinating. i'll add that personality modifier to the next batch of chicken genomes...just to see what happens.

[cary-nc-official]

i will pay u 5 william dollars if I can start an exclusive cary-only chain of restaurants serving that chicken for $85 per quesadilla

[siler-city-official]

fascinating concept. in Fenton i assume?

[cary-nc-official]

the first one, yeah, but we'll quickly expand to put one on every corner!

[siler-city-official]

as long as siler city is given a fair percentage of the proceeds. then i suppose that is an equally benefiting deal.

[cary-nc-official]

let the chicken monopoly begin!

[penny-offical]

the amount of simping i am doing over an evil twink needs to be looked into

[siler-city-official]

you cant lie to me Cary. siler city knows all. and you cant be both evil and not evil.

[cary-nc-official]

u gotta expand your mindset bro

get outta restrictive boxes like "evil" and "not evil"

there's a whole evil/notevil world out there man

[siler-city-official]

next you're going to tell me that you're a morally grey antihero.

[cary-nc-official]

nah man I am the most heroic hero of them all, and absolutely 100% Not Evil, and also an evil twink that everyone simps over. its really simple.

[siler-city-official]

fascinating. i'll add that personality modifier to the next batch of chicken genomes...just to see what happens.

[cary-nc-official]

i will pay u 5 william dollars if I can start an exclusive cary-only chain of restaurants serving that chicken for $85 per quesadilla

[siler-city-official]

fascinating concept. in Fenton i assume?

[cary-nc-official]

the first one, yeah, but we'll quickly expand to put one on every corner!

[penny-offical]

the amount of simping i am doing over an evil twink needs to be looked into

[siler-city-official]

you cant lie to me Cary. siler city knows all. and you cant be both evil and not evil.

[cary-nc-official]

u gotta expand your mindset bro

get outta restrictive boxes like "evil" and "not evil"

there's a whole evil/notevil world out there man

[siler-city-official]

next you're going to tell me that you're a morally grey antihero.

[cary-nc-official]

nah man I am the most heroic hero of them all, and absolutely 100% Not Evil, and also an evil twink that everyone simps over. its really simple.

[siler-city-official]

fascinating. i'll add that personality modifier to the next batch of chicken genomes...just to see what happens.

[cary-nc-official]

i will pay u 5 william dollars if I can start an exclusive cary-only chain of restaurants serving that chicken for $85 per quesadilla

[penny-offical]

the amount of simping i am doing over an evil twink needs to be looked into

[siler-city-official]

you cant lie to me Cary. siler city knows all. and you cant be both evil and not evil.

[cary-nc-official]

u gotta expand your mindset bro

get outta restrictive boxes like "evil" and "not evil"

there's a whole evil/notevil world out there man

[siler-city-official]

next you're going to tell me that you're a morally grey antihero.

[cary-nc-official]

nah man I am the most heroic hero of them all, and absolutely 100% Not Evil, and also an evil twink that everyone simps over. its really simple.