Totally (in)accurate GLAY

They really said these. I was there. Trust me.

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JIRO: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon on the studio.

TAKURO: I did! I named him Tekko Junior. He likes Coco Puffs.

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HISASHI: Hello, I would like to end my free trial of sapience.

HISASHI: I just don't think my emotions are any of my business and I would like to give myself some privacy by not being aware of them.

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JIRO: I have an amazing memory. Name one time I forgot something.

TERU: You left me at the market a few weeks ago.

JIRO: I did that on purpose.

JIRO: Try again.

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JIRO: I have no fears.

Toshi: What if you woke up one day and Hisashi was taller than you?

JIRO:

JIRO: I have one fear.

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JIRO: I don't feel that well, I have this headache that comes and goes.

HISASHI: *enters the room*

JIRO: Oh, look. There it is again.

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I'm a complex person with complex emotions like "tired" and "food" and even the rarer third emotion, "sword"

HISASHI

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TERU: Can I have a slice of cake from the fridge? Please, please, Pleaaaase?

TAKURO: What are the rules, Tekko?

TERU, dejected: No sugar before bedtime.

TAKURO: No, those are Jiro's rules. Mine is "get me a slice too".

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Want me to get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye while you "threaten" me?

JIRO, to HISASHI

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TERU: I miss Takkun.

JIRO: Teru-

TERU, Sighing: Takkun used to call me Teru...

JIRO: Because that's your name.

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TERU: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

JIRO: Wasn't Tono with you?

HISASHI: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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TERU: Boo!

HISASHI:

TERU:

HISASHI:

TERU: :(

HISASHI: Ah! You scared me.

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TAKURO: I figured out why you're so grumpy; you have updog.

JIRO: ...What's updog?

TAKURO: hISASHI GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT-

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TAKURO: What's the hardest thing to say?

JIRO: I was wrong

HISASHI: I need help

TERU: Worcestershire Sauce

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TAKURO: Tekko is like an angel with no wings.

JIRO: So, like, a person.

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TAKURO: What do you say when you lose your drink in Scotland?

TAKURO: "Where did my Glasgow".

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TERU: Hisa sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?

TAKURO: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

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JIRO: Can the sarcasm, Tonomura.

HISASHI: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.