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Quotes from Wizard101 and Pirate101 that are absolutely most definitely correct what are you talking about-

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El Toro: Oh no no no no no no no no-

Ratbeard: I mean, it was good, it wasn't great,

El Toro: (enters) -no no no no no no-

Catbeard: Hey, Toro-

El Toro: (punches Catbeard HARD in the stomach, Catbeard grunts loudly in pain)

Catbeard: What the FUCK!?

El Toro: You are one of my very best friends, and I can NOT stand by and watch you throw away your life like this! You're too young... you're TOO BEAUTIFUL

Catbeard: what... the fuck... are you talking about...

El Toro: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Ratbeard: ,,,,See ya.

Catbeard: ?! I'm not pregnant!

El Toro: Well, not after that punch, you're not. I've been taking Mooay Thai classes!

Catbeard: ,,,,,I was never PREGNANT Toro.

El Toro: O-Oh. Are... you sure?

Catbeard: Yes I'm FUCKING sure!

Bonnie Anne: I'm sorry, but why the FUCK is everybody yelling over here?

El Toro: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test, and-

Bonnie Anne: (punches Catbeard in the stomach again)

Catbeard: OH, MOTHERFUCKER-

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Kane: Oh, really? Is it an error to act unpredictably and behave in ways that run counter to how you were programmed to behave?

Gazpaccio: ...Yes.

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Grandfather Spider: No, it'd be against my moral compass.

Wizard: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!

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Velma: Learning Shadow magic is not some simple task such as riding a bicycle, cracking an egg, or committing premeditated murder.

Wizard: Uh, what was that last one?

Velma: Cracking an egg?

Wizard: ...Right.

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Wizard: Zander said I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe, which was right next to two other broken toes.

Ione: Did he clear you or not?

Wizard: He did not. Alright, let's get to work, guys.

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Pirate: This gambit was designed to fail. It's just like in Chess. Sometimes to win, you have to sacrifice your king.

Kane: ...That's exactly how you lose at chess. Have you ever played the game?

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Ambrose: Unbelievable! You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here.

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Wizard: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of Raven AND anime on my side!

Grandfather Spider: Wait, you-

Wizard: (SCREAMS)

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Wizard: No matter how many times you save the Spiral, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit? I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes? Please?!''

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Pork: I have never bragged.

Wizard: You once called your face proof of god's existence.

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Grandfather Spider: when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to move on”? What kind of double standard honestly…..

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Pork, Beans, and Sparck: All hail Medulla. All hail Medulla. All hail Medulla. All hail Medulla.

Bat: Wizard, what happened?

Wizard: Medulla cheated.

Medulla: CHEATED?! Hold on there, buddy. Oh, grow up. What, did you think this was a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, FOOL! And you know why?

Wizard: Because you cheated?

Medulla: !? No! Not because I cheated, because I'm an evil genius! And you're just a- a kid! Muahaha, a stupid kid! Nyeheheheheheh~

Pork, Beans, and Sparck: (monotonously) Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Wizard: I guess you're right, Medulla. I am just a kid.

Medulla: Of course I'm right. Okay Mellori, time to kill-

Wizard: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past 6 days, 5 minutes, 27.5 seconds, and if I've learned anything in that time, it's that you are... who you are.

Medulla: ...That's right, okay Mellori-

Wizard: And no amount of Shadow magic... or scholarly promotion... or some other third thing, can make me more than what I really am inside: a kid.

Medulla: That's great, now get back against the wall.

Wizard: But that's okay!

Medulla: Wha? Whats going on?

Wizard: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Empyrea, and I beat the Aethyr storm, and I rode the Sepidious, and I'm gonna bring Mellori back!

Medulla: Alright, we get the point.

Wizard: So yeah, I'm a kid. But I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

Medulla: *cough cough* What's going on here?

Wizard: But most of all, I'm...

Medulla: Okay, settle down,

Wizard: I'm...

Medulla: Take it easy!

Wizard: I'M...

Medulla: WHAT THE SCALLOP!?

Wizard: 🎵I'M A GOOFY GOOBER-🎵

Medulla: (SCREAMS)