occasionally subtle
#extradirty
Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
Keni
⁂
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
★
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
No title available
DEAR READER
izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Andulka
One Nice Bug Per Day
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
tannertan36
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Mexico
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Mexico
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@totallycorrectpsychonautsquotes
Lili: "Sasha, weren't we supposed to be done with basic braining yesterday?"
Sasha, attempting to comfort a crying Oleander: "Lili, I am just one man. I cannot be expected to take care of emotional children, AND all you campers."
Sasha: Don’t be silly, Razputin.
Raz: But being silly is what I do best!
Raz: “Well danger is my middle name!”
Milla: “That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie-pie!”
Raz: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Lili: Raz, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Sasha: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Raz: What if it bites me and it dies?
Lili: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read.
Dogen: What if it bites itself and I die?
Chloe: That’s voodoo.
Maloof: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sasha: That’s correlation, not causation.
Kitty: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Nils: That’s kinky.
Elka: Oh my god.
Cruller: I will put my “A” down to make “A.”
Raz: I will add to your “A” to make “AT.”
Milla: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT.”
Sasha: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.”
Oleander: [flips the board]
Milla: I brought you frankincense.
Cruller: Thank you.
Oleander: And I brought you myyrh.
Cruller: Thank y-
Oleander, betraying Whispering Rock: Myyrh-DER!
Cruller, gasping: Ah! Morry, no-!
Kitty: The only Straight I am is a straight up bitch
Sasha: Stay out of trouble.
Raz: Not my strong suit.
Loboto: I’ve seen your secret weapon.
Raz: Is it me? Am I the secret weapon? I’d be a great secret weapon!
Loboto: Actually, I was talking about the very big stick in the weapons box, but you’re almost as scary.
The Butcher: Anybody under 5'7 can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Raz: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
[skipping stones on a lake]
Lili: It's such a beautiful evening
Raz, mumbling: take that you fucking lake
Lili: I have high standards.
Raz: Hi.
Lili: Oh no, he's meeting all of my standards!
Sasha: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.
Raz: No.
Sasha: This was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance fill me with ungodly rage.
Sasha: I told you, I’m fine. Why the hell do you keep asking?
Milla: You had 10 cups of coffee in two minutes.
Lili: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Raz: Wow. They sound stupid.
Lili: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Raz: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Lili: I guess you’re right. Hey Raz, I love you.
Raz: See! Just say that!
Lili: Holy fucking shit.
Raz: If that flies over their head then, sorry Lili, but they’re too dumb for you.
Lili: Raz.
Sasha: My job here is done.
Raz: But you didn’t do anything!