Totally Not Uzi Doorman @totallynotuzidoorman - Tumblr Blog

Intro post!!

Hey I’m totally not Uzi Doorman and this is my blog X3

This’ll mainly just consist of my Murder Drones fan art, reblogs of other people’s art, and maybe a few other things here and there like headcannons or something idk, also maybe occasional crossover content between other fandoms of mine

Also I am an OSDD-1b system, I am a fictive lmao I am just straight up Uzi Doorman X3, so some of my posts will be related to that but I’ll probably pretend I’m Not Me for some of my other posts since it makes them more,,, applicable to a wider audience

Kris and N also sometimes use this blog because they like to draw me a lot because they’re GAY (we’re dating and I love them) but anyways yeah so that might be tagged on a few posts, might make those two their own tags

Our main blog is @someone-stole-my-sock which has a master post with all other our blogs on it!

Anyways enjoy my blog! X3

#my art <- all my art posts

#Uzi posting <- just any posts made by me for easy browsing :3

#my art #Uzi posting #<- so you can access it

More of this freak

She’s making a diet version of this face btw

#what is her PROBLEM dude /silly #uzi posting #my art #murder drones #murder drones fanart #murder drones cyn #cynessa

cornnie-corn

Post-pilot canon event GUYS I SWEAR!!

teddyberrii

Hi again! Could you do drawing of eldritch Uzi giving N a hug by coiling around him with her worm body?

That would be funny and fluffy to see! 😊

Please keep the wormzi requests coming I LOVE wormzi

draconicnoodle

Yall seemed to really enjoy my earlier Wormzi post so here’s another. Enjoy.

Sleeping Wormzi snuggling her wonderful boyfriend (maybe a little too much)

major-monster

You guys see it too right

Discuss.

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soysaucelobster

drew bull #@!* in ms paint today while waiting for my tablet to charge (turns out the charger seems to have kicked the bucket :[)

(thank u for ur service charger)

last 3 were suggestions from the inn, and I hate the 3rd one and especially the 4th one :/

draconicnoodle

Eldritch god bug Uzi :3

N would love Just Dance I think

#he’d be so good at it too #uzi posting #murder drones #n murder drones

killjoyneverdiee

maid Zi

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extradesignation

I’m sorry this bug is really stuck in my brain so I might make a J and V variant

JUST LOOK AT HIM

#THIS IS SO COOL

Getting into a system that has a bedroom ironically very similar to my one in source is good for my mental health I think

#system posting loudly today #uzi posting #I think it might be like the same size too??#honestly main difference is that it’s much more colorful than mine was #since it was mostly just purple #it’s really funny because we as a collective only ever wear black or dark gray clothing #and then our bedroom is a fuckin rainbow #uzi fictive

audiart

#v would absolutely wear that shirt #also I love your art style it scratches something in my brain

asmodeauxx

Suuuper late to the party so I hope this hasn't been asked before, but how's J's relationship with Khan? I know she's in (to some degree) good terms with him but I'm really curious both about how they see each other and also how it fully came to be!

They could be considered pretty close.

Khan and J's close relationship stem from J devoting every moment of her new life in the colony to the W.D.F. When she joined the W.D.F., she managed to whip the entire system into shape where they take security a lot more seriously, and because of this improvement, Khan took a liking to J's discipline/how serious J took her job.

The two get along pretty well, but J is still as uptight as ever with her betters, but Khan is extremely chill about his position to the point where everyone in the W.D.F. calls him by his first name. J is the only member that addresses him as either "boss" or "sir". In addition, Khan is the only drone in the W.D.F. that is unafraid of J (mainly due to his daughter always hanging out with the other Disassembly Drones and literally dating one of them. Or both of them. He can't tell, but he's used to the DDs). Despite them being so different, their lunch breaks and grace periods of rest time give them time to casually chat and make conversation (albeit it's Khan that's usually yapping). With how often/consistent Khan reaches out to J, it actually gets her to relax for a bit and just be herself, though she still keeps it professional.