Countess Koko🖤

My Names Taylor. Snapchat Totallyytaylorr Instagram KokoTaylor .

[gaypeopletwitter]

[golfgalaxy]

girl: i don’t feel so good

guy: thats wild. you’re sexy tho

[thedarkperidot]

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[meme-theft]

[cupcakelogic]

oh no

[starsfelllikerain]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[complimentnyc-deactivated202210]

Dad, stop.

[weavemama]

THIS PERSON IS IN 2047

[amateur]

[glumshoe]

I’m afraid of driving in Maine because what if Stephen King is jaywalking? What if I hit him? I don’t want my legacy to be That Guy That Ran Over Stephen King the Second Time. 

[wet-ware]

listen kiddo i’m from new england and let me tell you you have a lot more to worry about than accidental murder 

[glumshoe]

Oh, I’m not worried about killing Stephen King. I’m worried that I’ll run over him and he’ll survive and then go on to write a mean Dark Tower tie-in story about me using my real name and having me responsible for the death of a beloved character. 

[glumshoe]

Stephen King got hit by a van while walking in 1999 and nearly died. He later wrote the driver responsible, a man named Bryan Edwin Smith, into his magnum opus Dark Tower series. It’s very bizarre and convoluted, but one of the main characters of the series dies by throwing himself in front of the van to safe Stephen King’s self-insert, Stephen King.

[starlightandtears]

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

[gingerlynnism]

That won’t fix the problem.

[bitterblackbitch]

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

yall ever eat cold pizza leftovers and it be hitting harder than the night before or am i just an animal?

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

You’re an animal

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i eat ass too wassup ma

[muchadoaboutsnap]

[solanospetra]

Hey! Check out the side character in the mermaid costume.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Couldn’t you technically still be a chick magnet if you repel girls

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[bloomflowersbloom]

Just in case yall wondering what our childhood fave has been up too

[naramdil]

all this time he’s been singing beautiful sole and we just didn’t know it