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[frodo-sam]

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[viana-ceres]

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

[draeneis]

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

[ithelpstodream]

[sunfortune]

guys are Mad that girls find michael b jordan attractive bc they really convinced themselves girls dont like them bc they watch anime and not bc theyre fucking unbearable to be around

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[postpresence]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. how can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? how can these hands… catch themselves…

[unclefather]

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[botprince]

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

[reallycoolsoup]

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage

[ahsteria]

how to achieve your goals

start

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[bandtshirt]

go off hubert!!

[alphacrone]

millennials realizing that gen z can’t vote yet and we gotta step up and show up to the primaries this year in droves to keep the movement alive

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