[orteil42]

by 2026 social media platform policies and omnipresent crypto integration will have become so unbearable we’ll all go back to hosting our own personal websites with handcoded HTML. this is not a prediction this is a desperate plea

[botprince]

This has a comedic tone but literally Youtubers have started creating their own streaming services to get away from big corporate regulation. If you watch somewhat smaller educational channels you'll probably see creator ads for Nebula because they got sick of being demonitized. Im honestly surprised its not a larger trend accross more platforms

[dadralt]

[fanonical]

post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

[galahadwilder]

Addendum: none of them know what he looked like

[therealbeachfox]

What did The Hawk look like? He looked like you. You look like Him. We all look like Him. The Hawk was always told “You look like Tony Hawk”, but no one ever thought He was The Hawk. So we can only presume that everyone looks like The Hawk. He is the commonality of all humanity. 

The commonality of all humanity that does sick shreds.

[pondnaravit]

[hilariousgrindr]

Not in line with the theme of this blog but too important not to reblog.

[tomhordy]

✨build your dream apartment and I’ll tell you what you need in 2021✨

[eliemo]

[hetazoeylia]

[schmeisto]

[botprince]

[brattylikestoeat]

Who gone love me like this?

[pauljpeg]

You claim to be a socialist and yet you’re taking a shit while not at work? Curious...

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Lainey Molnar

[sophiaforevs]

My favorite thing about this is that the "traditional" woman isn't always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

[androidhologram]

Just a Q and Picard animation

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I need Q to show up in Picard season two

He thought he was finally free of him BUT NO

[asongofmeandstuff]

That is of course if they want to do a funny

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I feel like season two needs some light hearted episodes after season one was VERY GRIM

[emiett]

Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

[lasuastanza]

“Youre ALREADY 14”

Thats fucking metal

[normal-horoscopes]

Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

[normal-horoscopes]

I'd even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day's worth. I'd even leave all his little gadgets on him. You'd only get connection with satellite anyway. He's got to feel confident or it's no fun.

[iamaperture]

Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?

[normal-horoscopes]

Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.

I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.

More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.

You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.

[isa-ah]

Okay serious question: who would win, one of every pokemon, or a billion lions?

there's at least 7 god pokemon so like ...

[reallycoolsoup]

Ok but there's a billion lions, like you could kill a pokegod with a rattata, I think the lions have a shot

[botprince]

To the lions further credit, there's 893 pokemon. So every individual pokemon would have to defeat 1,119,820 lions. Over a million lions per pokemon. And let's be real some pokemon would be pressed to fight One lion

[transjemder]

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

[monsterpotion]

he did that!

[6qubed]

concept: the god of nature in your next made-up pantheon, instead of being another green-wearing, fertile, nurturing, maternal figure, is this mad bastard

[pelicancity]

This is the voice of a man who has seen the face of god, and was disappointed.

[deadgoliath]

Well what the fuck now

[deadgoliath]

please help me

[deadgoliath]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE

[deadgoliath]

Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!

[orion98]

I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??

[anais-ninja-bitch]

op angered some obscure goddess

[harry-crane]

Who wants to join my gang we’re gonna go to theme parks and boardwalks but never before sundown.

Requirements:

Must be gay

Must have no sense of fashion

Must be alarmingly interested in vampires

[emo-boi]

finally something I’m qualified for

[ashstfu]

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time

[pascalcampion]

Wasting time.

Aka. I just wanted to draw kitty cat.

#pascalcampion