To The Bottom Of This!

Do YOU want to get to the bottom of this? || cryptidcore, goblincore, and suchlike || Artist who specialises in nature, academia, UFOs, and hyperspecific Tumblr references || he/him, Canadian || Link to buy my cool stuff!

[tothebottomofthis]

Do you want to get to the bottom of this?

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Well, that's too bad! Whatever question you're asking, this blog contains no answers. Unless you're asking about weird art.

I make art about whatever I want. Mostly:

College life

Environmentalism

Goblincore, gremlincore, cryptidcore, etc

No seriously I really like drawing UFOs they're so fun to draw

Really, really specific Tumblr references

Opposition to the current state of the world

Gay

How extremely fuckable Canadians are

All my pieces are also available on my RedBubble if you want a higher-quality, physical copy. Or if you just want to give me money.

[tothebottomofthis]

i wasn't meant to be a functioning member of society. i was meant to be a vaguely human-shaped creature living under a rocky outcropping terrorising the local hikers with my bioluminescence. so no, your email does not find me well.

[tothebottomofthis]

YIPPEE! EXTRATERRESTRIALS ARE COMING TO MAKE US GAY!

available as stickers (and a few other cool things) on my redbubble if you're feeling like you want to let everyone know the aliens made you gay and/or you want to give me money. or you can just look at them on here for free which is cool too.

[patron-saint-of-your-demise-dea]

Let's return to nature!!! *I disappear into the woods for forty years, only to return looking exactly the same but with substantially more moss*

[mothman-suggests]

sometimes (but only sometimes) a sunnyside-up can save you . and a slice of sourdough . but only sometimes .

[tothebottomofthis]

Big fan of having a planet that we can survive on. Happy Earth Day or whatever.

RedBubble | variants with other text also available

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As a grown man I have been slowly suffocating from a lack of whimsy so this Sunday I will be conducting a full-scale paranormal investigation on the rare, elusive cryptid I hear of in folktales about this mystical time of year. If anyone has data on the cryptid said to be an anthropomorphic egg-laying rabbit known to break into the homes of children, I'm looking to recruit more investigators to get to the bottom of this.

[theendlessmystery]

[theendlessmystery]

[tothebottomofthis]

friendly reminder that it is always an acceptable time to sit outside and dig in the dirt with your hands

[leech-mother]

𖧧 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 𖧧

[bugsoda]

“you’re so hot” ok but am i unsettling? do i seem eerie to you? give you a bit of the heebie jeebies? when i walk into a room do you feel a chill down your spine?

sometimes i think that beauty is all that matters to you people smh

[micahruiz]

transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints, stickers, digital download, and tattoo tickets available)

[Start ID/ Digital art of two hormone vials that have been repurposed as flower vases sit next to each other. On the left, there's lavender sprigs sprouting from the estradiol valerate vial and on the right, purple pansies sprout from the testosterone cypionate vial. /end ID]

[nurodievirgin]

i wanna be like…

the coolest, strangest, scariest, “what the fuck is that thing” kind of person someone’s kid sees and is affirmed in their ideas that they can get *so* much weirder…

like exponentially weirder. the weirdest.

[tothebottomofthis]

when the ground is pleasantly squishy do you agree

[crittertangles]

Are you a "guides lost travelers home" cryptid or a "eats lost travelers" cryptid?

[tothebottomofthis]

"what's your dream job?" forest wraith. next question.